Cat Fedoras

Chicago born and raised - Music and Film Enthusiast/Collector - Probably not sure what day of the week it is. Letterboxd - #MutantFam

[Cat Fedoras @catfedoras]

Two can play that game, #CHICAGO

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@RiotFest @Alanis I heard David Coulier is doing all of the weddings in the Riot Fest Chapel all three days

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@RiotFest I want my consolation cookie. No Andrew WK, but I'm not counting out David Coulier falling in love with Alanis again.

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@RiotFest Headliners are Gwar, David Coulier and Alanis Morrisette reunion, and Andrew WK but that's all I got

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@Q101Chicago me sitting by my phone for the next *unspecified amount of time*

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@RiotFest just took a steamy dump on the @lollapalooza party and I could not be more excited about it

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All I wanna say, is I called Alanis Morissette at @RiotFest I will totally take free GA tickets if you wanna give them to me 🤷

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

The Riot Fest 2026 Lineup is here.
September 18-20. Douglass Park. Chicago, IL.
Tickets on sale now at https://t.co/PkfMPxNJSE

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

Me looking at the Riot Fest lineup this morning…

[Cat Fedoras @catfedoras]

@meeshelle_6

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

Set your alarms. Riot Fest 2026 lineup and tickets are dropping on Thursday, May 28 at 10AM CDT.

We’re giving away a pair of 3-Day VIP tickets to the festival. Here’s how to enter:
- Retweet this post
- Tag the friend you’d like to bring with
- Winner picked on 6/4

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

Set your alarms. Riot Fest 2026 lineup and tickets are dropping on Thursday, May 28 at 10AM CDT.

We’re giving away a pair of 3-Day VIP tickets to the festival. Here’s how to enter:
- Retweet this post
- Tag the friend you’d like to bring with
- Winner picked on 6/4

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

RT for the chance to win a paintbrush signed by our own Bob Ross, @RomeOdunze 🖌️

[Cat Fedoras @catfedoras]

@jakepaul trash. That was trash. My god.

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@jakepaul just looks like he's sad. Sorry you can't match a fight up that goes out of the first round

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When people born with privilege have no real problems, they find a way to bitch about the luxuries and opportunities that have been afforded to them. It's never enough 😂

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Mitch McConnell's lips are already blue. Are we sure he isn't a puppet?

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Actually this is how a human reacts to seeing a piece of shit get what is coming to them. Funny how that bug felt threatened and needed to protect itself.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

Kyle Rittenhouse was bitten by a brown recluse spider — whose venom is necrotic — & this is how democrats reacted:

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Hey if #Chicago wants to issue citations for lawns being too long then why don't they cut the parkway? Jim Gardiner I pay too much for gas, why don't you pay to mow the part of our property we can't touch?

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Dude I thought this was AI for a minute. What in the actual fuck 😂

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Budtenders crack me up. Paid higher than minimum wage, barely do their job, and the have the audacity to beg for tips online. Trust me, I get the tips helped. I was there too. Maybe learn about the plant before you start asking for more money though.

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@tacobell hit me in the pucker pouch tonight with the $40 crunch wrap. Please send help lol

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@HarebrainedInc Are you excited for both Hot Dog Fest AND Beef Fest? All within 1 juicy mile of each-other.

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New Yorkers are actually the worst fucking people in the world