DJ: (worst trap beat you have ever heard in your life)
me: this sucks
pitbull’s dulcet tones coming through the speakers: Mr Worldwide
me: this is fire
they should make booking an angkas more like a dating app. when im trying to get home i should have to read a description the rider wrote themselves thats like “im kind of a daredevil, book with caution and enjoy the ride ;)”
vicky arete u are the light of my life. and i am going to miss seeing u at the guards table and petting yr little head. i hope u find a good home, and if u dont let me know so i can personally adopt u