Cait

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[Cait @catfisch3]

I haven’t been on Twitter in months but the opportunity to reshare this brought me back

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

The Onion has had it lmao

[Naheed Dosani @NaheedD]

Honest Question: Why is something as simple as shelter & warmth to prevent hypothermia & death in one of the richest cities in the world…even controversial at all?

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I'm guessing the same folks who were outraged about being forced to wear a mask will be might pissed that women are being forced to cover their arms by Republicans in Missouri, right?

RIGHT???

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Stick season might not be in the critics best songs of 2022 but it’s definitely the best song specifically about sticks that’s come out in a while I think

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

A reporter asked me: why do I wish people “happy holidays“?

Because from 1 November to 15 January there are approximately 29 holidays observed by 7 of the world’s major religions. And I don’t think mine are the only ones that count. There’s no war on Christmas…

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture

[SEPH - KFLA Public Health @KFLAPH]

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Book an appointment online today: https://t.co/ezxFErCUki #COVID19 #KFLA #YGK

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

Rogers: Canada’s Most Reliable Network 6 Days a Week

Bell: Sometimes We’re as Fast as We Promised

Air Canada: We Show Your Luggage the World

Loblaws: It’ll Cost Even More Tomorrow. That’s Our PC Guarantee.

[Gordon Russell @GordonRussell1]

Always always always read the letters

[katie kadue @kukukadoo]

both speech and writing are risky: speech is imprecise, with no opportunity for editing, but it’s also ephemeral; with writing, your bad judgment is set in stone and easily circulated. luckily there’s a form of communication that combines the worst of both: tweeting

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Hard Drive Apologizes to Elon Musk for Dunking on Him Too Hard

https://t.co/MiBvjl3jXb

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Best advice I've ever gotten for preventing carpal tunnel

[Jacket @jacketlunch]

I THOUGHT YOU ALL WERE TYPING THOSE WORDLE GRIDS YOURSELVES