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Figment of your imagination. formerly nanas.

[p ! @thrdmurder]

Why is everyone else having an eventful venue retrograde but me

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

nah that tweet just made me sick.
What is this life ?

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

God what the fuck.

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

I’m so so sorry.
I’m so sorry

[story lenny tells @iwilsonnonny]

i got a great-paying job in mid-august. the pay was so good that the money i sent my mum from my first salary made her cry and pray for me.

today, it’s october. i’ve been laid off from that job, and i’ve laid my mum at the morgue back home.

how are you doing today?

[Lila @mhariamx]

You are all against alcohol and sugar now. But who was there when your life was falling apart? sure wasn’t salad

[chicken gel @ttpdfc]

venus retrograde and my ex still hasn’t texted me

[Pwincess 🏳️‍🌈 @nikkyyy124]

Gifted this man the cologne my ex wears and now his hugs feel like home 😭❤️

[Oyinkansola @oyinkanbadejo]

Personal Finance 101: Decenter shame

[acce @accekid]

When you open Instagram and see an intresting post on Threads but you can't read it all because you're never going to download that app

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

@_SlaveInUtero bus driver o

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

if you guys just saw me fighting on the road …..
no you didn’t.

[miss bae @yungskuntebony]

He replied to the story post I specifically curated for him

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

went to see my grandma this weekend and had the sexiest most delicious efo riro I’ve ever had in my entire life.
it was so good I decided that I must have misjudged efo riro all this time,
Ordered efo from somewhere last night and it’s tears I’m using to finish it now.

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

I personally dgaf if a tweet I liked 4 days ago has a community note now plz stop dming me

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

So no light in most parts of the mainland today ????????

And Una dey use devices wey una charge with 1500 per litre fuel do bigotry and tribalism?? 😭😭😭😭

Our politicians too lucky mahn.

[The Liquid Metal Himself @iam_jerrymoses]

Now that we understand what money is, here’s a list of politicians with allegations of diversions of public funds and the amount-

1. Sadiya Umar Farouk - N729b
2. Sambo Dasuki - $2.1b (approx. N2.78 trillion)
3. Yahaya Bello - N190b
4. Saleh Mamman - N34b
5. Murtala Nyako - N29b
6. Darius Dickson Ishaku - N27b
7. Willie Obiano - N42b
8. Aminu Tambuwal - N189b
9. Hadi Sirika - N19b
10. Udom Emmanuel - N700b

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

loool.
I will still be there sha but lool

[PoppingCinema @PoppingCinema]

New details about the live-action ‘NARUTO’ film has been revealed.

• It's very faithful to the source material but It's not 100% accurate
• Sakura is a much stronger character and already has her powers
• Naruto is also a bit of a ninja history nerd
• He's NOT in love with Sakura, but Sasuke is
• Sakura comes from a wealthy family. Her father died during Kurama's attack, and her mother is a rich snob
• Jinchuriki is something determined by bloodline. only certain people can have a beast sealed inside them.

(Source: @DanielRPK)

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

if I was in that house and they deliver RMD to me hmmm. Ipnts

[OBSESSED WITH FRAGRANCE 🥰😌 @Kiddsglasses]

Awwwwn when big brother was still big brother 🤣🤣

Did guest come to the house this year?

#BBNaija

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

@TheUnagi_ is it still open ?

[p @froyoandbands]

WILL KEEP CLAPPING UNTIL IT IS MY TURN BECAUSE IT WILL BE MY TURN VERY VERY SOON