🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸

Figment of your imagination. formerly nanas.

[K🌧️ @bluepantherress]

You log hearts when you had a good day bc the app also has a mental health tracker

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

not willing to die on the hill that no be scam o, however people have reasons behind the things they do.

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

in their defense, people will take copies of their work input it into ChatGPT or Claude and then input their information and ask it to replicate or follow the format.

[Elizabeth. @toluu_wani]

I see “no”, I wan ment. Nna ehnn

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

lol better stop playing and get back together cuz wetin be this??

[FLAVIAN_OBLA @Flaviansings]

A thread of me and my ex just cause

[SB ❤️ @sukii_hana]

wya i'll take you😭😭

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

and to think I’ve known/worked with him less than a year,

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

anytime Abdulbaqi sends me jobs postings so I can apply I always laugh cuz the audacity he has on my behalf ?
it’s insane.
he gives me ginger tho.

[p ! @thrdmurder]

Why is everyone else having an eventful venue retrograde but me

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

nah that tweet just made me sick.
What is this life ?

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

God what the fuck.

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

I’m so so sorry.
I’m so sorry

[story lenny tells @iwilsonnonny]

i got a great-paying job in mid-august. the pay was so good that the money i sent my mum from my first salary made her cry and pray for me.

today, it’s october. i’ve been laid off from that job, and i’ve laid my mum at the morgue back home.

how are you doing today?

[Lila @mhariamx]

You are all against alcohol and sugar now. But who was there when your life was falling apart? sure wasn’t salad

[the pervert @ttpdfc]

venus retrograde and my ex still hasn’t texted me

[Pwincess 🏳️‍🌈 @nikkyyy124]

Gifted this man the cologne my ex wears and now his hugs feel like home 😭❤️

[Oyinkansola @oyinkanbadejo]

Personal Finance 101: Decenter shame

[acce @accekid]

When you open Instagram and see an intresting post on Threads but you can't read it all because you're never going to download that app

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

@_SlaveInUtero bus driver o

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

if you guys just saw me fighting on the road …..
no you didn’t.

[miss bae @yungskuntebony]

He replied to the story post I specifically curated for him

[🇨🇬🇸🇩🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸 @catfishAyo]

went to see my grandma this weekend and had the sexiest most delicious efo riro I’ve ever had in my entire life.
it was so good I decided that I must have misjudged efo riro all this time,
Ordered efo from somewhere last night and it’s tears I’m using to finish it now.