Brett

mostly sports, sometimes watches 😎

[Brett @catfishmil]

Remember, this Alabama team, who was “the 5th, 6th or 7th” best team according to many, went toe-to-toe with back-to-back undefeated, undisputed #1 teams on neutral sites.

Handily won the first, and took it to OT in the 2nd game.

Hats off to the effort, it cannot be denied.

[Brett @catfishmil]

@tbhorka @FF_TravisM Ha. HAHAHA! Aged like milk buddy!

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@TheHerdBros @jayhastings79 Playing the worst of the ACC and Big 10 you simping dickrider

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@tyschmit Army/Navy? Just throw Yale/Harvard up there why don’t ya?

Bush league list

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@onepeloton this is why you charge $50/month now?

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@tenaciousDJONES Little brother energy

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@QuincyAvery @ranalli_don He’s broken on the sidelines in a full body wrap in a wheelchair. Put him in, QB coach!

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@tenaciousDJONES Gas station hat vibes

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@Delta need to check on Seattle employees intentionally misguiding Sky priority members at check in… horrible look that I had to do her job for her.

[Brett @catfishmil]

Twitter is just posting a thought/story/experience and 100 people responding with their version of the same thought/story/experience

A bunch of people waiting to talk about themselves. And they’re the loudest people that dictate our media and political agendas. Amazing.

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@joecox4pres @229_Dawg Ending was pretty great for us??

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@HashtagLos @InternetH0F 24*

[Brett @catfishmil]

Y’all do know some credit cards get you free DashPass on DoorDash, cutting your disgusting McDonald’s order fees down from $10 to like $2 or $3. You can tip more and spend less by using a free (no annual fee) credit card.

You $40 McFlurry people are disgusting.

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@shawngorham @typjohns This is the way

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@johnbarrysf @SadDin0saur @barstoolsports @PatBevPod That shocks you? That people can speak?

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@CFBLive247_ And then Madden will make you use the same exact commentary on each Super Bowl but this has an every green feature to keep it interesting

WHY do they fucking sabotage madden the way they do…

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@NathanKnwSports @SCHIZO_FREQ @TheTruSpeck “The few adults I know who smoke weed can’t make rent” is the least exposed take I’ve ever heard.

Are you an anti-drug slogan from 1990s television?

[hotdogs water @pikwimin_]

falling to the ground and screaming "i'm hit!!" while in a shootout with a fucking acorn is hands down one of the most pathetic things a human being has ever done on this earth

[Brett @catfishmil]

@AlafrigginBama No.

[Kay 🇨🇦♥️🇨🇦 @kayjayro]

Because the only thing more American than football is a mass shooting. #ChiefsParade

[Brett @catfishmil]

Both are true. Why the fuck does everything have to be binary. The food is poison. People walk in Europe where cities are tiny and cars didn’t exist when it was built. Both are true.

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

When people go on vacation they don't snack. They just have a breakfast, then they walk around all day and have dinner before bed. Causing weight loss

When people are back home they live sedentary lives where they work and snack all day. Causing weight gain