Grace Murphy

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

not my piss, not my pants

[2Karious Donell Johnson @shayxonline]

i hate staying the night @ a man’s house that shit always feels like sleeping in the woods to me

[woop @woop54]

It’s annoying that people keep pretending the first Twlight isn’t a masterpiece that gave us two of our very best

[muna. @yourmuna00]

i lied. i actually love school. i love learning. i love getting smarter. i love all that big-brain shit 😭

[julia @juumelo_]

give me 17 beers and an ipad and I could probably find malaysia flight 370

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

That beautiful woman that carried you for 9 months, may she live long.

[amanda🔫🔻 @semperrgumby]

elizabeth debicki beautiful tall and northern. olivia colman quirkily getting her brains fucked out. alex being horny for two hours. peter dinklage is there. god they made this movie for me specifically

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

the odyssey stole the trojan horse thing from edna turnblad in the hairspray can

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

I do wish I could’ve tried a quaalude

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I'm at the beach and dawg Anakin was so right about this shit

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Imagine the amount of propaganda it took to convince millions of people that healthcare, food assistance, social programs, clean water, clean air, good wages, housing, equal rights, diversity and a healthy planet for all people was somehow a threat to America and to Christianity.

[ali🦦 @yun8ts]

i hate job hunting wish i was a nepo baby

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Listen to your body.”

My body: Delete Microsoft Teams. Delete Outlook. Lie down for 8–10 hours. Touch grass. Roll around in the grass. Eat some grass. You’re a cow now

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

I’m just fucking with you my liege

[Robert Pattinson Photos | Fansite @pattinsonphotos]

Robert Pattinson on how funny it was to play Antinous, a character no one is rooting for in THE ODYSSEY:

“It’s kind of like playing Jacob in Twilight” 🤭.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird, btw.

[` @schiz04renic]

Every girl should experience her own apartment, groceries in the fridge, candles lit, and zero male stress. It’s genuinely a luxury experience.