Stuart Swanson

I’m here

[Stuart Swanson @catguystu]

Jim Courier never shuts his yapper

[Stuart Swanson @catguystu]

I remember when we pretended to be nice

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I’m Canadian/American, been slapping my face in the mirror and apologizing

[Stuart Swanson @catguystu]

I don’t stutter, I make remixes

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Wait, what happened to 2023 I don’t remember a single thing, did we skip a year?

[Stuart Swanson @catguystu]

@PlutoTV Thanks for checking, it’s hockey. Most fights, least commercials

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Quite a few different realities going on right now

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I wish there were more people able to say the same things that others are also saying. It’s not enough.

[Stuart Swanson @catguystu]

My cat really wants to help me finish up my schoo

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It’s been such a busy year I almost forgot I’m a complete asshole

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Probably my biggest regret in life is all the personal interactions I’ve had

[Stuart Swanson @catguystu]

Everyone else’s tweets are awesome, great job everyone

[eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone]

Keeping your head above water during a time when the seas are rising has never been more fun or easy with the new Step Ladder from Best Buy! As the oceans rise from global warming we make bigger and bigger step ladders. Innovation! That’s what we do at Best Buy.

[Stuart Swanson @catguystu]

Just a friendly reminder that your tweet will either get 0, 2 or 312k likes regardless of the quality

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@dbublitzcomedy Congratulations Dan!

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You need to watch these 27 movies before they go away forever on the streaming platform in the headline

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This is probably my favorite article from today, probably because it is probably 4 paragraphs long, maybe even 5 solid paragraphs total. It ends. https://t.co/ExwkdwB6R3

[Zoltan Kaszas @ZoltanCOMEDY]

Has anyone tried to tell Americans to “chill” I’ve never seen it work but what if this was the one time it did?

[Stuart Swanson @catguystu]

I honestly feel bad for elderly drivers, because I drive slow for fun, and I know it causes anger behind me. But while I enjoy that, I can only imagine how difficult it must be to drive as fast as you can but still not be fast enough, is this the right way to use Twitter? 1/1

[Stuart Swanson @catguystu]

Discovered the price is right channel today, so I will be on the couch from now on, forever