Catherine Becker

On my good days I'm charming as fuck

[Catherine Becker @cathandpepper]

What the fuck is going on in our country. If you can watch this video without feeling enraged, I don’t want to know you

[halsey @halsey]

THIS. WATCH. THIS.

[BIG ROCKII @RockiiiiRoadd]

This is the fucking one.

[Catherine Becker @cathandpepper]

Life hack: chik-fil-a sauce goes well with baby carrots

[Catherine Becker @cathandpepper]

@AllisonBostedo I feel attacked

[Crooked Media @CrookedMedia]

Don't just wait for someone with depression to reach out. If you see something, say something.

[Catherine Becker @cathandpepper]

“If your mouth is open there better be a dick or a beer in it or I’m leaving without you”... one way to motivate people to drink faster

[Catherine Becker @cathandpepper]

You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you’re sushi comes with 2 sets of chopsticks cuz they think the amount of food you just ordered was for more than just you

[Catherine Becker @cathandpepper]

I was never really bothered by the new headphone strategy by apple, but now i forgot my adaptor and I have a 5 hour flight ahead of me so 🖕🏼 fuck you apple

[Catherine Becker @cathandpepper]

@chiohmagawsh Next thing you know they’ll start stirring their Miller lite like the freaking tea

[Catherine Becker @cathandpepper]

@sourkrausee I hate you

[Catherine Becker @cathandpepper]

Why is every guy on tinder in Michigan holding a fish? It’s a sign. There’s something they’re not telling us.

[Catherine Becker @cathandpepper]

@SunshineBecker ?

[Catherine Becker @cathandpepper]

@chiohmagawsh You are a true hero. God bless

[Catherine Becker @cathandpepper]

PSA: when your siblings no are no longer affected by your personal insults towards them, start insulting their children. They’ll like it, trust me

[Catherine Becker @cathandpepper]

@KylieJenner That’s exactly what a robot would say

[Catherine Becker @cathandpepper]

Accidentally wore all black on Valentine’s Day... 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Catherine Becker @cathandpepper]

So I told myself I was going to care about more important things that actually affect me but I just watched Kylie’s video and life and love are beautiful and I’m back on the Kardashian train

[Catherine Becker @cathandpepper]

Just got my credit card limit raised, so I guess that means I’m going to Coachella