Cathanlittle

[Bert Shiesty @cirocobama69]

Running as a hobby is for guys that weren’t good at sports growing up

[naiive @naiivememe]

realizing someone who is 60 years old today was 33 in 2000

[Cathanlittle @cathanlittle]

@MikeysFinances @grok Done

[Crypto Fergani @cryptofergani]

I owed a friend $26.91 for an Uber.

I transferred them $26.19 by accident.

They never brought it up.

Nobody would bring up 72 cents.

I did it on purpose.

I've been doing it for years.

Every time I have to transfer someone money, I "accidentally" leave off a bit.

I call it the Plausible Deniability Typo.

$22.37 instead of $22.73.
$8.38 instead of $8.83.
$4.46 instead of $4.64.

Sometimes if I'm feeling really risky, I'll do $17.54 instead of $18.54.

They'd look like a complete tool to quibble over this.

Instead, they are a tool in a different way.

A tool for me to get to the top.

I've probably made $100 over 5 years.

[Lord of Adders Black @LeAdderNoire]

Fuck it, I am going to have 19 more kids and go on Universal Credit. What’s the fucking point of grafting.

[Scottish Patter @ScottishPatterr]

A wee jakeball 😂😂

[Rangers Spares @Rangers_Spares_]

Caught with his pants down. No coming back from that

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Joe🐎 @JMHorseRacing]

Me on Friday after my 10-fold lands🐎

[Loky @lokymann]

staying in the house on weekends

[Josh @joshpearson180]

UNREAL 🤩🤩🤩🤩

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Waited too long to do my Christmas shopping and now only Walgreens is open. Fuck it. Everyone’s getting a knee brace.

[Ari Z McPherson🃏 @arimcphersonn]

when she goes off on another rant about fuck all:

[AWURED0 @AOUREDOO]

Petr Yan is on a 2 fight winstreak #UFCMacau

[Brockhausen’s Load @_MMAMindset]

Petr Yan nation we are not dead yet.

[ًًً @ibzsmo3k]

Chelsea football club. Just turn up one game. Just one fucking game. TURN UP.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Amateur golfers should never have a gallery around them

[insane poses @insaneposes]

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