𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛!

𝓠𝓾𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓫𝓸𝓸𝓽𝓼, 𝓷𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓼!

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

}— #FireEmblemRP —{

A mysterious girl who always seems to show up where there's treasure to be found. In truth, she is a thief known for outsmarting rich nobles

》— ꜰʀᴏᴍ #ᴍᴏɴɪ'ꜱ ᴘᴇɴ —《

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

🪙 Stop puppy posting, it's literally me, I feel attacked

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

Okay, I know that last time I tried, I got beaten black and blue, but...

Maybe I could slip into Lythos Castle again...

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

🪙 I make chaos by unevening pinneds

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

Another successful nab!

That Castle Krackenburg was super easy to get into and easier to loot!

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

( shattered glass sfx )

[𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙢𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙧 @nekotinepussy]

@cathburglar

○○○○○ | FRIENDSHIP LEVEL
○○○○○ | VISUAL ATTRACTION
○○○○○ | DATEABILITY
○○○○○ | ROMANTIC INTENT

My apologies, but I don't know who you are

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

DUDE
You're no fun...

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

Ome let due fro—

How'd you make those sounds with your mouth?

[𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙢𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙧 @nekotinepussy]

If I hear someone say "omelette du fromage" to me again, so help me they'll be executed

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

Or I could take those shiny orbs you've got there

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

You have a cloak, a gun, and an owl

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

Stealing ur shit
Brb in +10 ~

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

Oh... a war, was it?

I guess if you're still recuperating from it, it's fine... But still!
Those villagers struggle to make ends meet, don't they!? Totally not cool!

[ᴄᴀᴍɪʟʟᴀ @SkyboundRose]

Nothing about robbing a country right after it finished an entirely too long was and is trying to to recover so everyone can live happily sounds noble, dear.

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

Whawhawhawhawha—!?

I'm just a humble ex-thief of chivalry on a journey of self-discovery!! Jeez...!

[ᴄᴀᴍɪʟʟᴀ @SkyboundRose]

Oh? You're going to manipulate our people against us well? So you're not a thief, but also a spreader of chaos....

Now I don't have to hold back at all!~

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

I steal from the rich and give it to the poor, it's my whole shtick!
Maybe drag your villages outta poverty, and I'll back off!

[ᴄᴀᴍɪʟʟᴀ @SkyboundRose]

Threatening to rob my family is a crime punishable by discombobulation!

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

Hey hey HEY, I didn't even do anything!

[ᴄᴀᴍɪʟʟᴀ @SkyboundRose]

Oh? I suppose I can have someone stich what's left back together!

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

I'd say all of it, actually.

I value being in one piece.
On that note, byeee ~

[ᴄᴀᴍɪʟʟᴀ @SkyboundRose]

Wow! Anyway.

[Picking up her axe.]

What's your favorite body part? :D

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

Ha–hiya, noble lady!
My name's Cath, and I'm here to relieve you of your ill gotten money!

[ᴄᴀᴍɪʟʟᴀ @SkyboundRose]

Did someone say slaughter?

:D

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

Sure are a lotta people here, today!

I dunno em all, but they all look like they got the dough!

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

@SeekerOfVictory If your hands are sticky, then keep them to yourself!

No way am I letting a possible perv get the jump on me like that

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

Hahaha~hi there!

Cath has arrived!

[𝙲𝚊𝚝-𝚑 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚛! @cathburglar]

🪙 SCRAM