Aaron Cathcart

you want some bruh?

[Helen Keller @Helen_KelIer]

I'm single because I don't see the point in dating.

[kate @katelyngray_]

I say I want to lose weight but still I continue to sit here and eat goldfish crackers at 10:46 PM

[Helen Keller @Helen_KelIer]

How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate?
Trying to read her own lips.

[Aaron Cathcart @cathcart37]

@EAMaddenNFL fuck you. MUT is Down and I finally beat a game I'd been trying three days to beat and it didn't count. Fuck you

[Alli @AlliStudnick]

*Walks out of class*
Caleb and @cathcart37 are right there. And I get a "Hey bitch!" For Catfart. Really feeling the love!!😂

[Helen Keller @Helen_KelIer]

#ILostMyVirginityTo The plunger my dad left in the toilet.

[Helen Keller @Helen_KelIer]

I went through a rebellious phase as a teenager where I didn't listen to a single word my parents said.

[Helen Keller @Helen_KelIer]

I hate how I never know when to stop wiping...

[Helen Keller @Helen_KelIer]

Just hit that coffee table harder than Chris Brown hit Rihanna.

[Helen Keller @Helen_KelIer]

Been searching for my presents for an hour and still can't find them

[Helen Keller @Helen_KelIer]

" " -Helen Keller

[Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins]

The 50th Season Custom Helmet Series.

Artwork via @evlworld

[Helen Keller @Helen_KelIer]

#ImSingleBecause I don't see the point in dating.