Catherine Winn

Former pastry chef, now a project manager, watch the ID channel too much, ‘how will I know’ is the best whitney houston song.

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

i too hold my boobs when im stressed

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The fact that a dog took this photo makes it even more impressive.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[Catherine Winn @catherine_opal2]

Will agree

[Lauren Vidas @BroadAndMarket]

Philadelphians will take any excuse to climb a pole.

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

for $15 million dollars [elton john voice] you can tell everybody. who cares. the credits will roll on my first feature with vanity card saying "this movie was made on 100% ass money"

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

"Lemon, I'm sure you're aware of the Great-American-State-Fair's unfortunate cancellations. Nevertheless we still have Vanilla Ice, Milli, and the state of Florida"
*Tracy walks in with blue skin*
"LIZ LEMON, I FELL ASLEEP IN THE LINCOLN REFLECTING POOL AND THEY PAINTED OVER ME"

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Trump invading Cuba this weekend to get out of going to his son’s wedding would be very on brand

[wyatt dunkin @WyattDuncan]

First look at the popcorn bucket

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[After leaving Willy Wonka’s factory]
ME:
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to—
ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour!

[Catherine Winn @catherine_opal2]

@DaveMcNamee3000 .@AfternoonsWIP Travolta is pro Hurts, how does that impact his standing among all QBs?? 215-597..

[emily north @north0fnorth]

being born and raised in cook county gives you an automatic giant aura boost

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”

[Alex Deane @ajcdeane]

Net migration of Dalmatians to the U.K. plummets

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

[Catherine Winn @catherine_opal2]

@DylanByers @JoyceWhiteVance Honestly I think this is really standard for bars now.. with how divisive things are + booze it isn’t great for business if everyone is arguing

[frye @___frye]

has RFK tried just coughing really hard

[The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange]

Say what you want but Russini and Vrabel stuck together through a pandemic, multiple kids, two ongoing marriages and a stint with the Cleveland Browns. A lot of relationships would never be able to handle all that.

[Catherine Winn @catherine_opal2]

@wikivictorian @CoraCHarrington @CoraCHarrington out of fairly drunk curiosity, I know these days you can’t repeat an outfit at parties necessarily.. so in 1913 how often would ppl rewear something when it’s so detailed/special? Or like ppl that had this dress could afford a lot?

[Catherine Winn @catherine_opal2]

@eiffeltyler 800 ppl bookmarking that post lol

[bay ✨ @pale_atlantis]

i guess the mets are just trying anything to see what works