Catherine Assheton-S

Short story writer. I run the NEW annual CAS Short Story Competition which is currently closed. Opens again May 2024.

[Catherine Assheton-S @CatherineAsshet]

The WINNERS of the CAS Short Story Competition are announced on the website. Many congratulations to the 10 shortlisted stories and the top 3 winners! If you haven't had an email from me that means you've been unsuccessful this time, but there were many excellent stories.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Happy #Caturday

[Catherine Assheton-S @CatherineAsshet]

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[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Happy #Caturday

[Catherine Assheton-S @CatherineAsshet]

@thewritertype A fantastic collection of stories! Highly recommend

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

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Get the ebook Kindle edition of my story collection FREE. Reviews describe them as macabre, surreal and compelling. All I ask is that if you like them, post a brief review or even just a rating. Enjoy.
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[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

There are two kinds of writer: those who begin the day with yoga and write two thousand words before lunch, and those who begin the day with lunch.

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

I was stung by a bee so I'm drinking plenty of whisky as an antidote. It was a few years ago now, but you can't be too careful.
#WorldBeeDay

[Morgan Wright 💎 @byMorganWright]

I love this💀🕷😂

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

If you do only one thing today, that’s already one too many. All of humanity’s problems are caused by people doing things. Go back to bed and read a book.

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

Chat GPT is frighteningly realistic. I asked it to complete the novel I’m working on, using my own writing style, and it immediately suggested I should clean the house, do the laundry, and spend a few hours on social media.

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

In six days God created heaven and earth and on the seventh day while he rested his cat walked over the keyboard, long story short, here we are.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Rishi’s in his room crying and won’t come out for dinner. Hope you’re happy with yourselves.

[Sara Schonfeld @SaraSchon]

A man on a dating app asked me to dominate him so I gave him harsh editorial feedback for the writing on his profile and he unmatched me

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Rt to bless someone's timeline

[Halinka HM @smieci132]

@Number10cat Happy #Caturday Larry..look, a cat chameleon..

[Catherine Assheton-S @CatherineAsshet]

@sharontcarroll @Number10cat So sorry for your loss. He was a beautiful cat and you gave him a wonderful loving home xx

[Eva-Christine 🐦 @eva_christine]

@Number10cat Happy Caturday!

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Happy #Caturday

[Catherine Assheton-S @CatherineAsshet]

@sliced_carpet Yes. The way I see it, no one is going to pay me to clean my own house, so paying someone else just benefits everyone

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

Have you got coronation fever? Symptoms may include nausea, aching boredom, inflamed republicanism, and a burning urge to flee the country whenever you glimpse the Daily Telegraph.