catherine

[caliphornia QING @caliphorniaqing]

this is why there are no good cops. the system won’t allow it. here is a decent person attempting to be a good cop, and she’s stopped dead in her tracks.

also if this man has a wife, someone should check in on her.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“food gives u energy”

me after eating:

[hannah @discounthannah]

People will be like “I’m not getting the vaccine, who knows what’s in it” and then eat hot dogs

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

pressing play on netflix with a full plate of food

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

has anyone else not been to the dentist since Covid and also not for the five years before that

[Mariana, MSM🦙 @MaryAnnaBananaa]

so u admit it’s ok to cross the border so ur kids have better living conditions

[Lawrence Burney @TrueLaurels]

A personal fave

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

after covid i hope we stay as clean as we are now. i still would like y’all to stand 6 feet away from me

[esofune @esofune]

Retweet till veryone sees this
...and save someone

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

deep on a case with an old friend

[Yell in a War @jelenawoehr]

I want student loan debt canceled even though I don’t have student loans for the same reason I want public schools funded even though I don’t have kids.

There’s no punch line or quip here, it’s just that I don’t hate other people nor do I enjoy their suffering.