kathy coates

the birthday girl (today's my birthday) | writer @reductress @ others

[kathy coates @catherinekoates]

Hey, can everyone please like this tweet more than all of my other tweets so I can make it my pinned tweet? About 16 would do it - thanks!

[kathy coates @catherinekoates]

@ssbm_mom Just do meth instead b*tch!!

[kathy coates @catherinekoates]

@ssbm_mom Shut up and sing or my life will be oveeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

[kathy coates @catherinekoates]

@Chrispy_Cream @ssbm_mom When they let us :(

[kathy coates @catherinekoates]

@ssbm_mom I’m 🥹

[kathy coates @catherinekoates]

when you get your haircut and the stylist doesn't ask to take a photo of it... devastating

[kathy coates @catherinekoates]

getting a rib removed so I can better shave my legs 👍

[kathy coates @catherinekoates]

@WashProbs I needed this really bad. (Won’t go into it lmao) but let’s just say this ��🏻should be a series

[Washingtonian Problems @WashProbs]

She’s rating the best DC parks to cry in 😭😭😭

[kathy coates @catherinekoates]

the "trend cycle" isn't going "faster than ever"....... every 16 year old on tik tok is just picking the clothes from what decade they're learning in APUSH that month. from the looks of it, this week they're learning about...war

[kathy coates @catherinekoates]

really enjoying my golden year so far. (turning 22 in '22.) off to the liquor store for the first time...eek! is this my life?

[kathy coates @catherinekoates]

looking through photos for a 2021 Instagram dump

[kathy coates @catherinekoates]

@seanmpeecook Woooow that traitor joe flex

[kathy coates @catherinekoates]

@keeks_ @tylerwatamanuk @FatGayFriend Okay

[kathy coates @catherinekoates]

Me watching the Beatles documentary

[The Verge @verge]

Exclusive: Facebook is planning to rebrand the company with a new name https://t.co/0NuPhWQsc5

[Reductress @Reductress]

Spooky! In Honor of Halloween, President Biden Will Enact The Purge: https://t.co/3FFaSvjwFa

[Tonsillectomy Fondue @ssbm_mom]

Anyone else bark like a dog when they see someone with the same car as you on the road

[kathy coates @catherinekoates]

Happy mean girls day! this movie taught me it's okay to be mean 💪🏻

[kathy coates @catherinekoates]

what? dune is gonna be so weird

[Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet]

WONKA ✨✨🍫

[kathy coates @catherinekoates]

@ssbm_mom @Chrispy_Cream @juicebox_va @lloD74 @MilkMan_SSBM @VintageSSBM My family…my brothers. In tears reading this.