maiz ⚜️

i’m the king of nothing matters

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

it’s winter in the world

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

coworker asked me who my fav musician is and i said bladee god please spare me today

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

blackpill tiktok so fucking annoying bruh they act like they’re so edgy and hardcore cuz they think they’ve uncovered some massive social problem when in reality they’re just crying cuz they ugly ash

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

turning up hungover as fuck at brothers birthday tomorrow i will survive

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

sulfur surfer , saint usurper 🏄‍♂️

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

doin what i want

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

m&s wine size bottle of pornstar martini making me feel things

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

thank you bladee thank you beer thank you kfc zinger burger

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

idk how i paid almost £500 too much in tax but #thankyou hmrc

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

if i get tonsillitis one more time everyone’s going to suffer

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

it is too hot to do my essays leave me alone

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

@humbugbabyx trappani :p

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

so excited for italy gonna drain italy italy watch out

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

have u ever been to the maldives it’s immaculate 🤬

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

“it’s because you’re on my wifi that you get notifications for comments i put on facebook” yeah okay faye wtv that means

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

my auntie spouts the biggest amount of bullsbit but she’s the goat so it’s okay

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

i do think sematary is reallly corny but i am also corny tbh

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

thaiboyyyy thaiiiboyyyyy

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

@usern4me789 butta

[maiz ⚜️ @cathomie69]

told my boyfriend i hadn’t eaten and he made me 6 pieces of toast and a rice pudding WHAT