Cathryn D

I like tea

[Cathryn D @cathryndawson]

@TimmyMallett @4pmWineTimeBaby @IAmChrisRamsey

Jack is a lovely name but missed there being three Timmy Mallet’s #SMA

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

You probably don't know this as he has so rarely mentioned it 😉 - but I lost a bet with @Douglas4Moray on who would stand down as leader of their party first. With his agreement I have today made a £100 donation to @supportCHAS - a truly wonderful charity

[GARY MCLINTOCH @GARYTANK]

#votegary for 1st Ever Minister for Scotland.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Got a new girlfriend at the start of December, had to go round her ex's and pick up some of her stuff, he had agreed to be out. Out of our pettiness I opened the 24th door on his Star Wars chocolate advent Calendar, scoffed the Millennium Falcon and carefully closed the door.

[Cathryn D @cathryndawson]

@TraceyInglis1 Minus the stupid!

[Cathryn D @cathryndawson]

@TraceyInglis1 Nah I got it when I was away 😢

[Cathryn D @cathryndawson]

I’ve the rankest cold going, tea and sympathy much appreciated at this difficult time 🥹

[Cathryn D @cathryndawson]

@AllanRWhyte Haha wincing every time Helen coughs in fear that it’s finally happening! 😆

[Cathryn D @cathryndawson]

@AllanRWhyte Aww I hope she’s feeling better soon! It’s only been the past day as well so I’m deffo in for it being worse, I can just tell haha!

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"If you get eaten, it's your own fault."

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

🏳️‍🌈

[R Y L A N @Rylan]

Lol

[Cathryn D @cathryndawson]

@TraceyInglis1 @stevenli59 There’s one in my hall just now, said hello to it yesterday 🤣

[Cathryn D @cathryndawson]

@74frankfurt @TraceyInglis1 I’d have loved this when I wee 🤣

[Goodable @Goodable]

These monks found a stray dog and decided to adopt it.

He's now known as Friar Moustache.

He spends his day strolling around the monastery and bringing joy to others.

[Cathryn D @cathryndawson]

@DawnRoss3 Four days to go!!

[Mappers @CarolMaps]

A story about crisps in 4 parts

[Mick @nalaknip]

“Have you got a pen?………okay, write this down……….GET ME GABBY LOGAN’S SLACKS”

[Cathryn D @cathryndawson]

I’ve had more conversations today about the price of Lurpak than I have about Boris being jobless….just remember you can also blame him for it being so expensive along with everything else!