Cathy Malekgotla Mpete

Ke Hoto, Ke Bopeile Seka Bloompoto, Ke Tjhesa Hofeta Onto...!!!

[LadyM1306!🇳🇬 AsylumSeeker @LadyM1306]

@FNB there’s a lady that works at one of your branches in Witbank who sells accounts to illegal foreigners… she’s also working with a Zimbabwean guy who prints fake permits and payslips.

[WE WILL NOT BE BULLIED 🇿🇦Mampinga Mawawa🇿🇦🇿🇦 @MissveeNg]

I wrote my last exam today at 14:00. I asked my husband to send me petrol money from 12:30 since my car was empty. He didn’t send the money until 13:30. By that time I was already on my way praying to God ingacimi imoto. I came back he didn’t say anything.. No how was the paper

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

Nayoke i ANC yala GMM ilwa yodwa😭

[CertifiedEcoTourismDoyenne @ms_tourist]

Vukani… my gender has done it again . 🥹

[Gayton McKenzie @GaytonMcK]

Gents I’m a big fan of yours but this ain’t cool or funny, delete this shit. Thanks

[Dasen Thathiah @DasenThathiah]

BREAKING NEWS | Barely a day after Lt-Gen Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi cautioned police officers about being “comrades”, a sergeant has been removed from LGE duties in Donnybrook.

She allegedly arrived at a voting station in a vehicle branded with political party posters.

Her conduct is now under investigation.

@eNCA

[Cathy Malekgotla Mpete @cathy_cufi]

@chaka_unity @MbalulaFikile 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[𝔽𝕀𝕊ℂ𝕌𝕊 𝕂𝔾𝕆𝕊𝕀 🇳🇬 🇿🇦 🇧🇼 🇿🇼 @FiscusKgosi]

We have spoken about Moms who leave their cars at the gym or mall parking lots to go to a 2nd location ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Now they leave their kids at McDonalds for hours...

[Sunflower @Sunflowerreal]

What happened to the three constables at Hennops 🤔what about the clerk that was also doing there .
We need answers .

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Normalise attaching this photo to your email when you applying for a leave at your work place…. 🤧

[Drill Tales @themoviedrill]

My wife told me she want us to have sex every night before sleeping because it helped her sleep better.

We were lying on bed one night when she turned toward me.

Wife: “Baby, I've discovered something.”

Me: “What is it this time?”

Wife: “I've noticed that whenever we make love before sleeping, I sleep like a baby.”

I laughed.

Me: “So?”

She moved closer, rested her head on my chest, and smiled.

Wife: “So, I want us to do it every night.”

I raised my head immediately.

Me: “Every night?”

Wife: “Yes, baby. Every single night.”

Me: “You're joking, right?”

She kissed my cheek.

Wife: “I'm serious. Why are you looking at me like I've asked you to climb a mountain?”

Me: “Woman, do you know what you're asking me to do?”

She started laughing.

Wife: “You're my husband! Who else am I supposed to ask?”

Me: “I thought marriage was supposed to give me peace.”

She playfully slapped my chest.

Wife: “And I'm giving you peace! You'll sleep better, I'll sleep better, and we'll be happier.”

Me: “What happens when I'm tired?”

She looked at me with a mischievous smile.

Wife: “Then I'll be very romantic until you change your mind.”

I sat up.

Me: “Please, let's negotiate this thing like adults.”

She burst out laughing.

Wife: “Fine. How many nights can you handle?”

Me: “Two.”

She immediately shook her head.

Wife: “Three.”

Me: “Two!”

Wife: “Five nights a week, and you get the weekends to recover.”

I stared at her.

Me: “Recover from what? Am I going to war?”

She buried her face in the pillow, laughing.

But when she lifted her head, her expression was serious.

Wife: “Baby, I love being close to you. I want us to enjoy each other. Is that so bad?”

I looked at her affectionate face and sighed.

Me: “Fine. Five nights. But if I start looking like a man who hasn't slept in three days, you're explaining it to the doctor.”

She kissed me.

Wife: “Deal!”

I should have known that agreeing to that deal would become one of the biggest mistakes of my married life.

[Putin @Zaddy_Bruh]

Advocate Teffo told us about Shadrack Sibiya and The Grand strip club over a year ago and we made fun of him

[Jacinta Ngobese🇿🇦 @JacintaNgobese]

On top of everything we are going through… @MYANC Members of @MbalulaFikile are on facebook advocating for me to be killed and raped!!!

[Mudzunga @Dzungie007]

Did he delete the video? Did he make a public apology? Is he still in South Africa? Is home affairs aware of this?

[Cathy Malekgotla Mpete @cathy_cufi]

@vuyo16 Enkosi Vuyo nkosi yami😭.....mines are 16 & 7 & the 7 year old can be a bit too much for her older sister sometimes.

[IG:Joy-Zelda @joy_zelda]

These are the Three Basotho Nationals who where arrested for shooting and killing 13 People at Jumbers informal Settlement in June this year,and now they have done it again at Carltonville tavern Zama Zamas are finishing us and SANDF are nowhere to be seen. Government failed us

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Limpopo Millionaires enjoying Tax payers money threw cash back tender award favours

R350 million looted from Lepelle Nkumpi while residents Don’t have water and electricity

Lepelle Nkumpi has been captured on a serios note only 3 companies are rotating and benefiting from tenders in the municipality

1. Ditlou suppliers and services ( Owned by Marabe Kabelo Masebe ) Benefited Estimated R150 000 000 in two years from Lepelle Nkumpi only. Has influence in other Limpopo municipalities including Polokwane municipality and Department of roads and transport Limpopo. Highly connected to Politicians Like Mariam Molala, John Mpe , Tony Rachoene. Also operates municipalities like Ekhuruleni.
From selling chickens to running mega projects , living lavish lifestyle and few years back had a large sars bill but later it vanished

2. Emole group has scored R82 000 000 from lepelle Nkumpi owed by Abigail Palesa seshibedi
Rumours say the company is owned by Zimbabwe or Nigerian while she’s the front company has a unknown large sars bill

1. Malerate construction estimated at R120 000 000 that has been awarded to them it’s owned by Letjeka Lawrence Pheeha

The mayor of Lepelle Nkumpi Mariam Molala has not commented yet as she’s rumoured to be on the benificial team.

DOP political party of Lepelle Nkumpi has not responded yet

ANC officials are enjoying the public funds while the community is suffering

- SIU needs to visit this municipality again
- ⁠SARS investigations
- ⁠Mahlanga commission and Mr Mkhwanazi please pay attention

[MDN NEWS @MDNnewss]

BREAKING NEWS🚨

Husband of Thembisa Murder Victim Boitumelo Nhlanzi Found Dead

A tragic double loss has gripped the family of Boitumelo Nhlanzi following her brutal murder and the subsequent death of her husband in Midrand.

Boitumelo Gift Mashita, 23, was shot and killed while walking to work on Mapungubwe Street in Temong, Thembisa, at about 5:45am on Monday, 28 September 2026. Her belongings were taken, and police initially investigated the case as a robbery and murder.

The Nhlanzi family, however, came forward to reveal their deep suspicions regarding Boitumelo's estranged husband, linking him directly to her death. Her uncle, Motlatsi Khoza, told media that the family believed the killing was planned and suspected someone close to her.

"She had problems with her partner and she came back home because they used to stay together," Khoza said. The family contacted the husband after the shooting, but he allegedly failed to arrive at the scene, and his phone was later switched off. When they went to his home, he was nowhere to be found, and his belongings had reportedly been taken.

Before law enforcement could fully investigate the claims, the husband was discovered dead inside his vehicle in Midrand. Police believe he may have ingested an unknown substance, and no foul play is suspected at this stage. A post-mortem examination will be conducted to determine the exact cause of death.

Gauteng police spokesperson Brigadier Brenda Muridili said the investigating team had linked the man to Boitumelo's murder after he was identified as a person of interest. The SAPS Thembisa Tracking Team had been tracing him when Midrand police informed them that his vehicle had been found within their precinct, with his body inside. Midrand police have opened an inquest docket into his death.

Preliminary investigations have found no evidence linking Boitumelo's murder to the recent cases involving women's bodies found across Ekurhuleni.

Police investigations into Boitumelo's murder are continuing. The allegations against the husband have not been tested in court.

[Modibe Vladimir Modiba @mmodiba10]

I have it on GOOD AUTHORITY that it was the parents of the 16 year old girl who ALLEGEDLY found pictures and videos of General Sibiya sending to their daughter.

This is still a developing story..

[ʜᴀʟ @ModestXavierr]

My cousin’s wife stopped paying for everything for exactly one month.
The change in their house was immediate. She handled the rent, school fees, groceries, cooking, cleaning, and most of the children’s expenses for years.
All those years, her husband still introduced himself as the head of the family. Nobody questioned it. Then one day, she got tired….