Cathy Rose

The club can’t even handle me right now.

[Cathy Rose @Cathy_Rose]

I'm literally Winston on April Fools Day. @NewGirlonFOX

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

miley cyrus wearing a shirt that says “i should have my own TV show” while auditioning for hannah montana

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

moms are like, “I’m going to go rest for a little bit” and then pay bills, make doctor’s appointments and put away the laundry

[Peanut App @peanut]

Why do we say man up? We should start telling people to mom up because that’s when sh*t gets done. 🤷‍♀️

[Rod @justme_rod]

All I want in life is a nap

[Cathy Rose @Cathy_Rose]

Idk what @panerabread puts in their apples but they are beyond compare! 🍎

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

faking my own death and starting over with a new identity to reset my targeted ads algorithm

[Cathy Rose @Cathy_Rose]

#NewProfilePic

[Peanut App @peanut]

Reminder. ➡️ Cleaning your house without kids is not a break. Showering is not a break. Grocery shopping is not a break.

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

Them: are you nervous?

Me: about what? And yes

[Cathy Rose @Cathy_Rose]

Nothing is better than a @7eleven buttered roll.

[Cathy Rose @Cathy_Rose]

Grateful always.

[Stacey @skittle624]

When can I go home?

~me, when I’m out, anytime, anywhere

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

WebMD on April Fools: You’re fine

[Cathy Rose @Cathy_Rose]

@ericalynnx13 Omg! I just tweeted almost the exact opposite stance on this😂😂 too funny!!

[Peanut App @peanut]

Just saved myself $128.78 by not going to Target for deodorant. Follow for more life hacks. 💁‍♀️

[Cathy Rose @Cathy_Rose]

I love when companies/brands participate in April Fools Day on social media. I look forward to it all year 😂😂 #genuinelaughs

[Cathy Rose @Cathy_Rose]

@C_gramling So sorry to disappoint you in celebration of Rory’s birthday …

[Trey @treydayway]

It's getting disrespectful how long it takes for me to scroll to my birth year

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

What if we find out the air blow thing at the eye doctor doesn’t do anything and they’re just psychopaths

[meghan @deloisivete]

*on the way to the first day of kindergarten*

5: so mom, when I learn how to drive...
me: let me stop you right there