Cathy Strumphafle

I have good intentions- I'm just a little misguided. Aspiring advice columnist. In third grade I ate a box of crayons and barfed a rainbow. I love otters.

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@storiestold I think she used to be an actress- did she used to do VFX or animation too??

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Lunch fail- wanted to add chicken broth to my bowl of rice noodles and grabbed my roommates carton of almond milk instead. I still ate it.

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Full House Without Michelle: http://t.co/RUHlSqL5IT via @youtube Strangely, this works.

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I tried to convince the bakery near my house to hire me as a taster/blogger. They said I could buy and write as much as I like. #dreamjob

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@annethegreg THE SAME THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME!!!!

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CDC: 1 dead, 7 others sickened by listeria traced to cheese http://t.co/a3ZLAdR0Tv

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Frustrated my boyfriend spends more time hanging out with my friend than me. Curse of the carpool situation. I love them both. #notweird

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I got sucked into "Disappeared" on @netflix and Season 1 episode 12 "Dark Waters" is why I'll never go to the South Pacific. Sad story...

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@iTheLoveQuotes @LilllieBellois #4 happened for real at my cousins wedding.

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@LanieHoyo He took me to the 7th grade dance so it worked.

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@LanieHoyo My piano teacher would beat me with a ruler if I slouched. It was a coping mechanism. The reed incident was to impress a boy.

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@JaxAustin WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING THINGS I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO? OMG THIS LOOKS GOOD! ALL I HAVE TO EAT ARE PRINGLES AND CHEESE!!!!

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@UberFacts Drink in the dark and don't be prejudice to drink color.

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@MotivatedLiving Or to wave to all the people behind you- in an encouraging fashion. Not a "see y a suckers!" way but "Let's do this!" way.

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@History_Pics @audreywalker who's the old guy in the background?

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@LanieHoyo Confession- in 7th grade I ate my clarinet reed to get out of band. In 5th grade I faked a broken finger to get out of piano...

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@JaxAustin JAPANESE FRIED AWESOMENESS!!!! I'm sorry- I'm easily excited.

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@TheDiMarcoActor I will pay you to do my hair. Be warned- it has less body and volume than a teen girl in a bad after school special.

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What's the appropriate amount of #bacon one can consume in one day? Not from an #etiquette perspective, but as far as grease intake? #diet

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Loneliness: 5 things you may not know http://t.co/2ffv8I71CT