catie berniger

slaying the game since 2002

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I can't believe I exist on a planet with the aurora borealis, coral reefs, snow-capped Alps, mossy stones, sparkling waterfalls, trees that communicate with each other, bees that dance to show the way, and ants that build, and I have to do... like a career.

[ava🐞BIG3ROO @allmyhopesup]

“is president trump eligible to run for a third term?” “i’d have to review” WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU NEED TO REVIEW WE WERE TAUGHT AS CHILDRENNNNNNN AS KIDS THAT PRESIDENTS CANT SERVE MORE THAN 2 TERMSSSSSS OMFFOGKRKSKDOWOWO WHYW OUMD HE BE ABLE TO RUN AGAIM YOU FUCKING FREAKS

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

The earth is just spinning through infinite darkness at 67,000 miles per hour and somehow it also made blueberries?? And laughing?? And the feeling of sun on your face?? What is this place. What a an absolute gift.

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

Yet another beautiful day stolen by the shackles of employment.

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[𝓜𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑒 🍵 @asiamjb]

i’m so sad for the new generation. there was nothing like being a belieber in 2009-2014. that was pure magic and they’ll never get it

[amanda ꕤ @trulysweetenr]

brush my teeth hallelujah

[The Hunger Games @TheHungerGames]

All machines can be broken.
The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping – in theaters & IMAX November 20, 2026.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Yeah TikTok is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook and Teams

[Nesha 🌻 @NeshasPurpose]

YALL AREN’T ENJOYING HIS SET BECAUSE THIS IS FAMILY BUSINESS!!! THIS IS REAL BITCH BUSINESS…

[vazzi @witchval91]

Ojalá Justin Bieber se de cuenta de que no estoy en Coachella y lo cancele

[ruru swag @Jaselieber]

"my nails for Bieberchella"
"my outfit for Bieberchella"
"on my way to Bieberchella"

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

asking my boss if i can go play outside

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it.

This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

Trump's recklessness is needlessly putting our brave service members in harm's way, destroying America's global standing, and making life even more unaffordable for the American people.

We must all stand against this and oppose funding this illegal war of choice.