Summing up the last 24 hours in MLB:
- Bryce Harper told Rob Manfred to GTFO regarding a salary cap
- Emmanuel Clase is busted for sports gambling & it might’ve been against the Royals
- a couple got caught finger poppin & motorboating at a Yankees game
Julian Edelman: "Remember when you used to yell at us, 'Look, assholes, the fucking kids down at Foxboro High can make that fucking play!' Well, look, asshole, Foxboro High is the only job offer you fucking had!"
This roast is so good 🤣