catie 🤍

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

I used to hate the Minions but as time has passed i’ve come to respect and even love them

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Throwing up white foam) My foam !

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

When you touch a cat's ear, it feels like you are touching the petal of a rose. I think God may have made them from the same material. It is all very beautiful

[catie 🤍 @catier0sie]

just started crying bc i saw a bird in the grass and the grass was taller than him. imagine being that small

[catie 🤍 @catier0sie]

im gonna start doing meal prep for my aunt and i asked her if she likes arugula and she said no it’s too spicy

[catie 🤍 @catier0sie]

successfully crushing up my cats pill into his treat i feel like deedee blanchard watching him eat it like

[catie 🤍 @catier0sie]

I ATE 33G OF FIBER ALREADY TODAY!!😸😸😸#poopingandfarting

[catie 🤍 @catier0sie]

there’s this huge lifted truck that always parks in front of my window and the license plate says “big lbo” so i’ve always thought it’s a very large masc lesbian. imagine my surprise today when a tiny straight man jumps out. so what is big lbo ?!? not him!?

[catie 🤍 @catier0sie]

trying to buy a ninja creami off facebook marketplace needing #thoughtsandprayers

[catie 🤍 @catier0sie]

i thought u couldn’t have any caffeine while pregnant turns out u can have 200mg per day?? bitch that’s a celsius maybe i’ll be fine

[catie 🤍 @catier0sie]

i am so debilitatingly tired all of the time even though i sleep for 10+ hours a night and do literally nothing all day basically

[catie 🤍 @catier0sie]

what the fuck do you mean knicks is short for knickerbocker. what the fuck is that first of all it sounds like a slur

[catie 🤍 @catier0sie]

i think if i saw orcas up close in the wild i would pass out from happiness on the spot probably

[catie 🤍 @catier0sie]

yeti and velvet are literally gay son thot daughter omg i won already 🥰

[catie 🤍 @catier0sie]

oh scottish people really do just wear kilts like that! period

[catie 🤍 @catier0sie]

craving a whole box of texas toast for dinner

[catie 🤍 @catier0sie]

girl im abt to start donating my plasma

[catie 🤍 @catier0sie]

@melodybethania girl and his son was the killer and it was IAN GALLAGHER

[catie 🤍 @catier0sie]

watching criminal minds and one of the suspects names is james charles

[catie 🤍 @catier0sie]

@melodybethania nooooo girl i’m sorry u cannot fuck around with the fiber gummies 😭❤️‍🩹

[catie 🤍 @catier0sie]

need the skinny arm huge tit combo #dream