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technological guru with the IOS doing shiet on your timeline

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It is alleged that 15 elephants were poisoned using cyanide in Amboseli. That's not peasant poaching, it's Large scale mining. Someone has started an operation in the park. We shall smoke him out!!

[Eric @amerix]

Our biggest problem is THE PARLIAMENT.

That is where the garbage ferments.

That is where the violation of our constitution and the distortion of our values take place.

That is where the soul of our nation is defiled unabated.

MPs are crooks, fools and functionally illiterates who don't read the bills they vote on as long as they are bribed.

Women reps, on the other hand, are bimbos, hoodrats and sleazeballs who can't be role models to women.

MPs are cold-hearted and callous, and they don't care about the voices of the people they represent.

MPs no longer represent the people.

— and they take us for granted.

Last year when parliament was breached, they were so scared and terrified that they began having the right conversation, and speaking the proper language of our constitution.

But now their horns have regrown.

Unless we beat, whip and stone these crooked MPs, we shall continue whining and gnashing our teeth.

#DrainTheSwamp

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

A new Bill has been proposed that seeks to stop the IEBC from livestreaming election results from polling stations.

If passed into law, Kenyans will no longer be able to follow the results live as they are announced at polling stations.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

I am telling Ruto that if he participates in an election, there is a possibility he could lose - Natembeya

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Yvonne Okwara: Are you going to account for the money people are sending you?

SIFUNA: Yes. We will account for the money.

YVONNE: Which method will you use to account for this money?

SIFUNA: Have you sent any money to that pay bill?

YVONNE: No. I have not sent any money. But this is public money and you must account.

SIFUNA: Speak about your money Yvonne. Not other people's money. If they ask me to account, I will account.

Me: Shukishaaaaa!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Ahsante Trans Nzoia….kesho tupeleke kwa wazazi

[Cat•ion•KE @Cationke1Ke]

Nikama mbwa nation walifagiliwa after elon ashachukua mfupa yao

[Manchester City @ManCity]

World Cup 🏆
European Championship 🏆
Nations League 🏆
Club World Cup 🏆
Champions League 🏆
Super Cup 🏆🏆
Premier League 🏆🏆🏆🏆
FA Cup 🏆🏆
EFL Cup 🏆🏆🏆
Community Shield 🏆
Ballon d'Or 🏅

Rodri.

[Cat•ion•KE @Cationke1Ke]

Williams young boy dangerous moves

[Cat•ion•KE @Cationke1Ke]

Argentina labda wajifunge viatu hii spain wamebeba and the whole world is happy

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌎🇫🇷 BREAKING: Kylian Mbappé is World Cup top scorer EVER with 22 goals! 💥

[Cat•ion•KE @Cationke1Ke]

Purofesa you’re drawing nothing your brain can’t fathom

[Kithure Kindiki @_KithureKindiki]

Back to the drawing board.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Hats off to the people of Ol Kalou. Everything was thrown at you; bribery, violence, intimidation, state power, but you stood firm. Congratulations to Sammy Kamau and the entire DCP team for that resounding victory.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

They called Ngotho Chokoraa and won, they have been calling Edwin Sifuna broke.

We will also make him the president

[Cat•ion•KE @Cationke1Ke]

Someone got wasted yesterday

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

They thought a mattress, a gas cylinder, a packet of milk, and a last-minute transformers could buy the dignity of Ol Kalou.

Imagine spending millions on election-time handouts only to watch voters accept them... then vote against you anyway.

Turns out dignity has a higher price than patronage.

And this is how 2027 will be.

Was the ROI worth it, UDA? 📉

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Dear Ruto,
Before you board your flight tomorrow to escape today’s shame, (pretty sure your team is already scouting on where you can go next..)
I hope every single day reminds you that millions of Kenyans no longer want you leading this country.

You can spend our taxes on incentives, patronage, and attempts to buy loyalty, but you’ll eventually learn what Bob Marley meant when he said, “Some people are so poor, all they have is money.” WANTAM!!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Wajameni!!🥲😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂��😂

[Sen. Methu Muhia @methumuhia]

Thank you Olkalou.