Gertrude

*inserts unique, deep description of self*

[Gertrude @catishen]

Sometimes, I just straight up disassociate, and I'm just put here with pupils the size of a saucer plate. Deadass sober. In the middle of a crowd. Not able to breathe. Lips puckered so tight, y'all would think of me as a fountain spouting water out.

[Gertrude @catishen]

I'm just feeling weird, okkkkkkkk

[Gertrude @catishen]

I may be tweeting some incredibly unhinged things for the night. They shall vary. I'm in a mood. A moody mood.

A mood that's very.... moody.

Disclaimer: Idgaf if what I say goes with or against my character.

If I unknowingly disrespect you, please get ahold of me personally

[Gertrude @catishen]

Nobody in the room. Bout to sleep with my whole ass B-U-T-T out #Yerrrppp

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Showed my Grandma how to do Facebook. Now she tagging me in embarrassing posts. Happy 2024 y'all!

[Gertrude @catishen]

Nothing like rolling up in a side by side and your friends blaring the song you were once in a music video for. Thanks @dudebrodadguy

[Gertrude @catishen]

Been on the verge of being completely unhinged for months now

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@BlackholeBen She contributes to the daily dopamine and serotonin though ✊️

[Gertrude @catishen]

Catt can sneeze on me but I can't sneeze on Catt????

[Gertrude @catishen]

@babygirlmoose Meet up at the local church, do some Ouija?

[Gertrude @catishen]

Anyone tryna get spoopy the 13th?

[📺 E͎͎x͎͎c͎͎i͎͎t͎͎e͎ ͎M͎͎i͎͎k͎͎e͎ ͎6͎͎9͎ 🥀 @UnoMexicanMike]

She pestle on my mortar till I turn to dust

[Gertrude @catishen]

@UnoMexicanMike It's the moo cacino 🥰

[Gertrude @catishen]

Now*

[Gertrude @catishen]

My heart goes out to the person who's blasting Beyonce's Halo instrumental in the Walmart parking lot

[Gertrude @catishen]

They're incredibly hurt. It's not Perfect by Ed Sheeran instrumental

[Gertrude @catishen]

Throwback to the time some lady slapped me with a frozen pizza at The Aldi after I poked her burger buns #Saginaw

[Gertrude @catishen]

@babygirlmoose Omw

[Gertrude @catishen]

I got a $5 tip from a pupper today

[Gertrude @catishen]

@UnoMexicanMike Boy! You NEEDED that