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[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day 14 years ago, an anonymous 4chan user identifying himself as a Burger King employee posted a picture of himself standing in two boxes of lettuce in the kitchen, along with the caption: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King."

[Matt Slotnick @matt_slotnick]

the most confusing part of the odyssey is how this took 10 years

[seanfucious @Seanfucious]

I’m assembling a team

[😎 cj 🥸 @catjaqx]

watched con air and forgot it takes place 10 days from now

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Acceptable 4th of July movies:
- Jaws
- The Muppet Movie
- Field of Dreams
- The Long Goodbye
- The Twilight Zone marathon on SyFy

[foxy marxist ☭🔻 @FoxyMarxist]

electrolysis should not be classified as "cosmetic" it is life-saving

[emz 😼🍓 @emzberry]

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

[AymenZero🇩🇿 @AymZerrouki]

Mr Krabs: you didn't get the job, you're just a kid
Patrick:

[😎 cj 🥸 @catjaqx]

Park employee with a confederate flag tattoo at the bathroom door letting me know the urinal’s open

[nyanchechy @nyanchechy36757]

At LA Anime Expo and bought this gem #fgtwt

[brittany @brittany_says]

this morning a guy got on the bus and yelled “fat boy HOT…. fat boy SWEATIN”

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

I think Charlie kirk was reincarnated as a fruit fly and just drowned himself in my beer

[Hmm…Bernie @ossi_lehtinen]

Cool figure I got. Right?

[Teti @Teti_hey]

Ichigo, look, I know we don't get along, but... I know you since you were born

[Sleepy 🌹 #TeamMakaylaAuroraSami @SleepySlays]

Oh this is frying me 😭 #DragRace

[🦇 jude 🦇 @ #1 maki zen'in fan @rwbye]

car convo with @catjaqx: trixie mattel said drag race is taxed as lotto and the tax was like 40%, so if we were to win the 413 million dollar mega millions jackpot we could still theoretically buy 24,780 canon homestuck fantrolls. and thats why we hate billionaires.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

One puff off a Temu vape and my brother's cilantro soap gene got patched.

[Deb JJ Lee @ SDCC ii21 / Gen Con Art Show 47 @jdebbiel]

would howl rip one like this or like this

[たからだ @takahama13]

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