hams

almost exclusively manic tweets

[jolt @meltborne]

THE PRODUCERS PLAYEDDDD #LoveIslandUSA

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

If a white girl invites you to her pilates class, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How life feels when you achieve something without telling anyone

[David @OxytocinDAVID]

FINNEAS COOKED HIM LMAOOO

[t. @taeseru]

mind you this is romantic af

[𝖌𝖆𝖇 @gabgonebad]

Rihanna and Rocky in NYC last night.

“And this is my n****. Look right there. That’s my baby daddy. I fucked that n****.” 😭

[yammi @sighyam]

It’s so embarrassing having to comment “recipe” on someone’s instagram post but I do that shit anyway…. I follow one lady who even told people to comment “hungry” I hate her so fucking much. 😭

[leah @evenstqrs]

this how it feels to brave an actor’s filmography because you find them hot

[hams @catladycomrade]

i can do all things thru chatgpt who strengthens me

[hams @catladycomrade]

I will never forget how Covid hand sanitizer all smelled like rail tequila lmao

[hams @catladycomrade]

think I should stop checkin myself out in the windows of time

[hams @catladycomrade]

got dat pussy shiver yer timbers

[hams @catladycomrade]

what the fuck is bob dylan doing

[hams @catladycomrade]

thinking about all the people i have given back to God

[hams @catladycomrade]

rawdog sunrise hit different im boutta write a self help book

[🏴‍☠️No TF Wilt Chamberlain didnt🃏 @TOONZ_JONES]

Bitch if u aint ready to be caught up in the rapture of love leave me alone

[hams @catladycomrade]

WOW THERE ARE SOME REALLY GOOD GARDEN GNOMES ON AMAZON DOT COM

[hams @catladycomrade]

trainwreckin

[hams @catladycomrade]

how u so dumb u dont miss me

[hams @catladycomrade]

when i make it to the bedroom w a new man who doesn’t know yet that im boutta (respectfully) (consensually) tear that ass up