catlamari

been writing forgettable tweets since ‘09 👌🏼

[catlamari @catlamari]

10 TV shows to know me

She-ra
Steven Universe
Avatar the last airbender
Legend of Korra
Gravity Falls
Arcane
Black mirror
Handmaids tale
New girl
Futurama

[catlamari @catlamari]

@soft_dumbass Yeah maybe combining that with treats and positive reinforcement might help. Of course if you don’t wanna do something that’ll hurt then I think it’s best to just go the dog park route

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@soft_dumbass Does he have a harness that attaches in the front like by his chest? That’s the only kind of leash jaz can have otherwise he pulls really hard

[catlamari @catlamari]

@soft_dumbass Hmm yeah might just be that he’s still young and has too much energy lol. Do you walk him with training treats? He might be happy to walk slower if he’s getting treats and attention the whole time

[catlamari @catlamari]

This dude did not need to do this for anyone!!!! Proud of him anyways 🖤

[catlamari @catlamari]

@soft_dumbass Saaaaaame

[catlamari @catlamari]

@soft_dumbass It’s tweets like this that would’ve pissed me off as a teacher 😂 saying hi to the most annoying student u have at 7:30 am

[catlamari @catlamari]

I have officially successfully transitioned out of teaching 😌😌😌 praise the Lord 🙌🏼

[catlamari @catlamari]

Planning to have a child-free life does wonders for financial anxiety

[catlamari @catlamari]

Another look into one of my google searches

[catlamari @catlamari]

I love putting all the dog toys together and watching the dogs pick out their favorites to play with 🖤

[catlamari @catlamari]

I’m gonna keep blaming it on weed

[abby govindan @abbygov]

why does no one talk about how depression and anxiety can cause memory loss

[catlamari @catlamari]

@Hasina234 Yesss I feel this in my soul lol

[catlamari @catlamari]

Ya girl got a job offer 😭

[catlamari @catlamari]

I guess I’m just destined to feel nauseous 24/7

[House of the Dragon @HouseofDragon]

Three more sleeps.

Syrax. She-Dragon of Princess Rhaenyra. #HOTDFinale

[catlamari @catlamari]

Omg memes are truly something else, this would’ve been complete nonsense a week ago

[angel @angelmendoza___]

babe what’s wrong you haven’t touched your liz truss lettuce salad with olivia wilde nora ephron vinaigrette dressing

[catlamari @catlamari]

Okay I THINK the interview went well, so fingers crossed!!

[catlamari @catlamari]

I have a second interview for a job that I’m pretty excited about, if you are a praying person please send one up for me 🖤🖤🖤

[catlamari @catlamari]

no fucking way