Cydney Marie

Early Ed worker, cat mom, gay 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Cydney Marie @catmamacydney]

Every time I call my cat a dumba*s I have to humbly remind myself who raised him 🤔 #likemotherlikeson

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Petition for @Lizzo to give cover rights to @JanelleMonae to remake “Boys” into “Girls” #whynot #makeagirlgocrazy #queenscollaborate

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I do this to children in my class, on purpose, on the daily 👌🏻 #teachertrolling

[Cydney Marie @catmamacydney]

Me: *Shouts “Merry Christmas!” to the cats*
Cats: *Run away* WTF why are you yelling?!
#merrymerry #merrycatmas

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Me: I can’t commit to watching a two hour movie!
Also me: *Binge watches entire Nailed It! series*
#ChristmasEve2018

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This is me on a daily basis #struggle

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6-year-old: *cup of water leaks*

Me: What's wrong?

6: I have a drinking problem.

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@tornadojally Play 24k magic by Bruno Mars next! Bruno is talking about a JEWEL on his ring!

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@tornadojally Play “Everybody Talks” by the Neon Trees next because the people talk too much 😂

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@tornadojally My calls aren’t going through AGAIN 😭

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@tornadojally Like seriously the phone would ring for the entirety for the song. I would even hang up and would be waiting for almost two minutes again until I got a message that the call couldn’t go through 😒

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@tornadojally Super sad because my calls aren’t going through again. I just want to play the Link Up! #sadday #GoFM

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@tornadojally Okay, I can accept that ✌🏻

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@tornadojally Why is Kanye your favorite artist? I’m curious, also trying not to judge 😂 —Savage Cydney

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“Miss Cydney, I can’t see my eyes!” —Legit quote from one of my students. What? 😂 #preschool #StuffPreschoolersSay #teacherlife

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One of my kiddos kissed my hand when I left this afternoon. Cutest and strangest thing 😂 #preschool #teacherlife

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“Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do!” Lol, I actually didn’t know this was today. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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It’s my ONE day to sleep in and I can’t sleep. Why? My body started to think it has allergies now and won’t let me rest #ugh why #tistheseason

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Just learned how to play “How Far I’ll Go” on the uke 🤘🏻 #teachergoals #ukelele #preschool

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When you leave work to do more work #Caribou #ChaiTime #lessonplanning

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A school-aged just alerted me to the fact that tomorrow is Friday the 13th. Lord, help us all 😭 #teacherlife