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licensed metrosexual

[n 🤞🏼😼 @catmamaz_]

What if I squirt on it and then die of electrocution

[n 🤞🏼😼 @catmamaz_]

Tim curry and Dolly Parton in one day this is world ending

[n 🤞🏼😼 @catmamaz_]

Interactive portion of a Remi wolf show where they choose who is going to be “twiggy” and mud wrestle with Remi except I am following the tour and I am twiggy every night

[Kayla Ancrum ✨Mostly Updates✨ @KaylaAncrum]

Never in my life have I felt so extremely Squidward watching SpongeBob and Patrick running and playing outside happily.

[n 🤞🏼😼 @catmamaz_]

NORWAY TO THE CUPPPPP

[GBC @GBC_Press]

Norway has officially recognized the State of Palestine.

[Bosnian Football @BosniaNTBall]

Whether it is or isn’t a red to Balogun is now irrelevant. Government interference is a violation of FIFA Article 2 & 15, and the punishment is disqualification and suspension. #FIFAWorldCup

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

They stole the company from the founders. Lmfao

[n 🤞🏼😼 @catmamaz_]

@llaoganma YESSSSS

[n 🤞🏼😼 @catmamaz_]

CHRISTINE SINCLAIR GRACING THE EXPO LINE EVERY DAY CAUSE SHES THE FUCKING GOAT

[Theresa 🇨🇦 @TheresaLubowitz]

I'll remind the commentators that while this may be the greatest day in Canadian men's soccer history, the greatest day in Canadian soccer history was the day Christine Sinclair led the women's team to a gold medal in the Olympics.

[n 🤞🏼😼 @catmamaz_]

Mark carney wants to sell Canadians data to the USA and Israel and you will have no way to prevent it from happening. Both of these men are horrific and will sell you for blood money the first chance they get

[Ab Gamble 🇨🇦, grateful Canadian.. @AbGamble1]

The choice has never been clearer..

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

“Zionist FIFA, accomplice to genocide.”

📍Mexico City, Mexico

[n 🤞🏼😼 @catmamaz_]

Contrary to popular belief every time I get more employed I tweet more

[n 🤞🏼😼 @catmamaz_]

Pali flags getting waved at the Canada game, staff of bars hosting watch parties tearing down Israeli flags from the dollar store banners hung everywhere… it’s a beautiful thing

[Eye on Palestine @EyeonPalestine]

Canadian fans chant “Free Palestine” and wave Palestinian flags during their team’s victory celebrations.

[n 🤞🏼😼 @catmamaz_]

Japadog and rollzy in the background im crying

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

“Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.” 🇦🇺

[n 🤞🏼😼 @catmamaz_]

@MarkJCarney You are a war criminal

[n 🤞🏼😼 @catmamaz_]

This man would get eaten alive by 17 year old lesbians from Vancouver be so fucking for real

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

Poilievre: I met a lady at the airport the other day who told me that she moved from Vancouver to Mexico so that she would feel more safe. Let that sink in. She feels more safe in Mexico than in Vancouver.

(Mexico’s homicide rate is more than 13x higher than Vancouver’s)

[n 🤞🏼😼 @catmamaz_]

Delete this rn they’re about to repeal the foreign buyer ban and we are all going to be homeless if the world realizes once again how awesome it is here

[Jam 🏒🫍 @hoglandsko]

Fuck you Vancouver this is ridiculous

[abby govindan @abbygov]

British diaspora: Im too brown for white people and too white for brown people :(

Canadian diaspora: wallahi if they don’t start selling halal chicken in this Walmart I will convert everyone in the greater Dufferin Grove area to Islam inshallah. This is my white friend Sean who can recite every state in India and an extensive history of the Eelam Tamils

[n 🤞🏼😼 @catmamaz_]

The best part about Vancouver is seeing a group of 19 year olds in their hardest fits trying to mog downtown and then an 80year old woman walks by the the flyest outfit you’ve ever seen and blows them out of the water

[n 🤞🏼😼 @catmamaz_]

@llaoganma About to be the coolest fucking teacher any child ever has

[n 🤞🏼😼 @catmamaz_]

My coworker looked at me like I was crazy for pointing out how unhinged this ad was

[kathryn 'sad yee-haw' dubs 👾 @ohhikathryn]

nothing is more bullshit that this 'safer ontario' commercial.