Catman Jones

Writer & Author | Very short stories

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Saturday's game broke the stadium record for fan attendance.

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It was at this moment his new years resolutions became new years disillusions.

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Prosthetic legs make for the perfect stocking stuffers.

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"Don we now our gay apparel" the carolers sang, as they shimmied into their ass-less chaps.

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Some thought he was a killer, but he knew what he really was. An amateur heart surgeon.

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If only the memory foam could forget all that it has seen. If only…

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Without vanilla, there would be no chocolate.

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The average human is said to eat eight spiders in their lifetime while sleeping, but Frank was not your average human. He ate eight spiders every night while sleeping.

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To them, broccoli was but a vegetable. But to him, it was a flower.

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As years went on, it became less and less cute for little Timothy to run around naked after bath time.

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The Norwegian told her he'd rendezvous with her at sundown. As she waited past the midnight hour, all she saw was the sun burning in the night's sky.

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He looked at her bald head. Was she a radical feminist or a chemo patient? All he knew was that he loved her.

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The cowboy sat upon his horse. Was he to ask it to giddy up, or giddy down?

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CONTINUE THE STORY:

As soon as I stepped off the train, I knew this was going to be a trip to remember.

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Sacramento was happy when the kings beat the bulls. PETA was not.

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The magician found the perfect way to make himself disappear. He told his children he was going out to buy milk.

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As the time machine malfunctioned, he wondered if he should have gone with the warranty plan.

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What was the use? Even the dumbest of AI's could outsmart him.

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Inflation was really starting to impact him.

The seams were ripping on his shirt.

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