mir🐜a™️

i like patrón baths and jason derulo • ♊️

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

don’t send me a live photo cause I will hold down on that shit #curiouslikegeorge

[mir🐜a™️ @catnaps_]

dating pool so bad i considered swiping right on a man shorter than me (i’m 5’2)

[mir🐜a™️ @catnaps_]

this is frying me

[mir🐜a™️ @catnaps_]

hmm it doesnt sit well with my spirit that i’m getting older every day ngl

[mir🐜a™️ @catnaps_]

i love sticking my head out the car window like a dog. it’s the little things that keep me from blowing my shit smoove off

[mir🐜a™️ @catnaps_]

unfortunately, i am not attracted to the rich man that wants me. fuck my big fat chungus life

[♱ jane ♱ @janec0hen]

ima comment “cracked dat” on all his IG pics

[Tchotchke Santangelo @hunchotchotch]

I found the one

[27. @dimvji]

what doesn’t kill you makes you go on a walk

[mir🐜a™️ @catnaps_]

microdosing suicidal ideations

[mir🐜a™️ @catnaps_]

i love listening to sad music when im sad bc it makes me want to kms ❤️

[mir🐜a™️ @catnaps_]

what is instagram’s deal with showing the one person who you wouldn’t care if they lived or died as the first story in your feed

[mir🐜a™️ @catnaps_]

i hate those fuckass meta glasses but if someone asked me to film a s*x tape w them on i would not be opposed….

[mir🐜a™️ @catnaps_]

every morning when i walk my dog i go past my elderly neighbor Guillermo’s house nd we say hola to each other. that’s the homie

[mir🐜a™️ @catnaps_]

i am coming off the hinges we are sooo back

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[mir🐜a™️ @catnaps_]

worst s*x experience i prob had was when he had an allergic reaction to my cats in the middle of it. sorry to that man but shoutout to his mom for not circumcising him #lovedat

[mir🐜a™️ @catnaps_]

nah I’m about to crash out bc i received a “we’re not compatible” text from a man i didn’t even like. shit is pissing me off for real..

[mir🐜a™️ @catnaps_]

kayda should’ve had those 2 boys recreating that scene in challengers fr

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Anyone who has ever Wronged me needs to Die #Lowkey