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passports discovered in bedroom. one can only imagine what she was doing in there

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word is miss scot taylor of the belgravia hotel has rumbled prince alexander. the counterfeit prince carries four passports

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@hrelived15 is that the sable coat you gave your ex wife? Lol!

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pc beard scotland yard's finest in situ at hotel belgravia. hope he arrests barman - filthy wastrel always dilutes the gin

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serval dufort prince's closest confidant protesting slurs against his good name

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sources close to the prince say he is tiring of england and its petty bureaucracy. he has his eye on the americas.

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@hrelived15 the ritz is so last year but apparently they let you run a tab

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@hrelived15 adorable prince london hangs on your every move.

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Just checked into Hotel Belgravia, had to get another room just for my luggage lol. Receptionist lapping up the Alex charm #getin

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Apparently Queen Victoria still only wears black, surely best part of being #rich and #royal is the clothes! #whatawaste #polesdoitproper

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Did I say place? I meant PALACE! #royaljokes #typo #sorrynotsorry

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Don't forget to drop by the palace tonight for my leaving lash - nanny says the jellied quail canapes are looking good! #getinmybelly

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How many #cravats are too many cravats? London isn't ready for my velvet frock coat collection #lockupyourdaughters

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Don't know how plebs manage to do all their own packing #thankgodforvalets

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setting this up so you can follow my trip to London! trying to get used to this twitter thing lol #newbie

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hotel belgravia becoming the prince's pied a terre no sign of him establishing permanent residence allegedly he likes the special service

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who is prince alexander's tailor? for such a mysterious man he likes to command attention with his attire

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@hrelived15 sources tell me you are always last at the bar

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4am follie a trois oh la la

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prince alexandre spotted falling out of club opium pipe last night with two damsels and last seen heading to whitechapel