Wet Willy Himself

Gay Area Graduate 🐈‍⬛🕸♓️

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[Wet Willy Himself @catnipscatnaps]

My husband

[Icy @whereicy]

Gun to your head name a good man

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

should i turn 28 be honest

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Get to work on time just to sit in my car until im late why is this the ritual im latched onto

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

The Bay Area is honestly one of the most stunning natural landscapes in the world.

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Perceiving the differences between the person I was and the person that I am is difficult and bittersweet

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My nanny kids are excited about their idea to make a candy salad but "instead of candy we can do snacks with goldfish and nuts and pretzels etc." I do not have the heart to break it to them that theyve invented fucking trail mix

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The amount my husband respects you is directly correlated with how many times you're willing to check/answer your phone in a movie theatre

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My husband is a berry good husband ❤️

[Kael Newton 🖤 @KaelNewton]

Cat, bc that’s my wife’s name and she is nothing if not the original name of this piece!

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oh no! I've outgrown this playlist :(

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I can tell it's rained because of the deep aching in my knee also it's wet outside

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It's true I felt like a King and dipped that sweet babe for a kiss fuck gender roles

[Kael Newton 🖤 @KaelNewton]

I try to subvert misogynist gender roles every day if possible. Today I had a drink ready and waiting for my beau with the game already on. This is what being an ally looks like fellas.

[Kael Newton 🖤 @KaelNewton]

Couldn’t be me 🤷🏼‍♂️😍

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Real line from my bachelorette : "Um, that GUY is Dr. Phil as an eminem"

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My old stepmum reached out to say she actually isn't going to make it to my wedding (she has been rsvp'd for two months now) because she still friends with my abuser and already took time off for his wedding within the same 2 week period as mine and you know PTO is so hard to get

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

christina ricci on snl’s goth talk, 1999

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Children of divorce telling you about their dad’s house

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“april fools” so im a fool because you betrayed my trust? im a fool for holding what you say with complete sincerity? i’m not the fool, you are

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@KaelNewton Not the part im jealous about 😂😂😂

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Working late while my husband is at a bar watching the game. The pain is real