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[Shrondinger’s Tweet @catnipsist]

Raila Odinga anchored Kenya's opposition for a little close to 3 decades. With Baba gone, what will the 2027 elections look like? I modelled it county by county using the 2022 IEBC results, running a couple of assumptions. Here's what it takes to win or lose 2027 elections. I’m Calling this the WANTAM-nomics model.
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[Shrondinger’s Tweet @catnipsist]

This is so good bruh

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

Full back tattoo marathon done 🤣🤣🤣

Gathu is a legend

[AbbieZuena @abbiezuena]

Who killed our comrades?
What happens to this amongst many of the lists of young people that were killed? Kidnapped and scarred for life??

One fatality???? Are you serious??

You will not erase history that we lived in, saw and witnessed!!

Ruto Must Go!!
Blood based panel & compensation for your stomachs! Shame on you!

[Blind Girl Experience on Youtube @evekibz]

Because in their mind, the world revolves around them, they’re detached from their spirit and completely attached to their ego

[Shrondinger’s Tweet @catnipsist]

@Mumbua_1 I typically don’t argue with idiots. But I’ll indulge you. There are other words to describe what you’re talking about like “impunity” “contra-constitutionalism”. We get elections every 5 years, & people choose who they want. What the elected do after is a different conversation.

[Shrondinger’s Tweet @catnipsist]

Incidentally, that’s the very definition of democracy. Being allowed to choose.

[Leah K @Komugisha_Leah]

Kenyans think their country is a benchmark of democracy because they elect a loser every 5 years🤡

[Shrondinger’s Tweet @catnipsist]

@amenya_nelson Research 😂😂

[Shrondinger’s Tweet @catnipsist]

This is a thesis bruh. Kidogo punctuation and you have a published white paper as a scholar of the arts (whore) and sciences (economist) 🤣🤣🤣

[Lydia Warui @LGWarui]

Skeka unajua wewe umeanza kudinyana juzijuzi 5yrs ago Ruto akiingia statehouse…wanaume walianza kudinyana 20yrs ago watakuambia a lot has changed in this industry.Anyway let me break it down to you as a whore and as an economist,sahii bila a minimum of like 7k huezi kula type yako we jua.. haiyaa ,,,hizo soo chwani urgently mkijuana iite 1k assuming anaishi Ngong Rd wewe unaishi Thika akikuja na cab which is definitely To and From that is 3k assuming ni dem matei mzinga moja na kakwonje ya kutoa lock juu anakuja sleepover 2k hayaa lazima mtapika tuseme kanyama na rice 800(nyama 300 ingredients 100 rice 200 na 100 ni cost ya gas fuel na breko ya 100) mdinyane halafu arudi kwake na panty baridi no ROI on her end and she still has bills waiting for her alternatively she can switch on her camera and get that 7k from like 15men online,none has touched her na kama she’s in corporate ataamkia tu mboka no inconvenience after all sex to women is a want not a need and whenever she wants she can easily get..Tukisema wantam nyinyi wanaume mnafaa kukuwa hapo mbele juu tukiendelea hivi kudinyana itakuwa a sport only the rich men with disposable income can afford juu sidhani utatumia 10k kwa umalaya kila weekend na ujiendeleze kimaisha .Sio story na madem kutopenda kuchoka ni ati if there are women monetizing their private parts what then makes me lesser of a woman na ndio maana wasichana wanasema ndoa inabamba mafala juu huko ndio huezi monetize your private parts yet your husband is spending outside for “new pussy”

[Shrondinger’s Tweet @catnipsist]

Lmaoo

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Ok so for us first timers, which way is Mecca?

[Alysé⁷💞🦋 @vmonshope]

Tears in my eyes bro like😭😭😭😭

[Shrondinger’s Tweet @catnipsist]

@TheLegalMwaki Haha

[Shrondinger’s Tweet @catnipsist]

@chokobear1 The people. Political parties hold a nomination process to determine who will be the candidate for that party for the specific position.

[Shrondinger’s Tweet @catnipsist]

I’m crying omg

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Inshallah bitch.

[Shrondinger’s Tweet @catnipsist]

@Nyamisa_Chela Ona sasa tabia yako 🤣🤣🤣

[Nyamisa Chelang’at @Nyamisa_Chela]

You know who Mercy Masika should have collaborated with in that Marriage masterclass?

Lydia Warui.

I will not explain further😅

[Maحmoudi 🌿 @MrWarakina]

i’m crying actual fucking tears man this is the funniest the tl has been since the kirkening

[V_RB @verbstract]

Ruto lies: A portrait. Click on any dot. https://t.co/5vlOZE8i61

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

Father wounds in men manifest strangely

[Shrondinger’s Tweet @catnipsist]

@Nyamisa_Chela Unakuanga kwa all the noise makers lists hii shule 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

"Let me break it down to you as a whore and as an economist."

Whew. What an opener. Right up there with the best of Lord Keynes best bangers.

[Shrondinger’s Tweet @catnipsist]

@wambuijoan2024 Naskia vibaya juu ni mtu mpoa ni vile sijui trauma imefika wapi

[Shrondinger’s Tweet @catnipsist]

Writing one bad take is normal. Can happen to anyone. Writing 45 wrong tweets on the same subject doubling down back to back is borderline insane.