CatNamedSchrodinger

🌈(He/Him) Trans. Shameless citizen of a Black and Queer affirmative America. It's a country built on a lot of oppression, but that oppression ends here.

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Free portraits for anyone who wants to come and sit for it.

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@cat_turds No, but the next time it happens you could try and convince them to give you more information about your dad, and then claim that he's dead because of the information that they gave you.

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@Tony_01902 @ZelenskyyUa @WhiteHouse If you can honestly look at the way our "leadership" acted in that meeting and not be embarrassed, maybe it's time to ride the orange line to Forrest Hills.

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@BOppland2 @Boston_Blind I feel like with enough practice and intentional coaching, there probably doesn't need to be that much adaptation. As a sighted person, I rely on sound a lot when playing ping-pong. I assume that's a universal experience since the name of the game is "ping-pong".

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

What does Satan look like?

Strange, disturbing, and unintentionally funny: this is a brief history of the Devil in art...

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@ac_andi And your nails look like this.

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@ac_andi

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@ac_andi @begroom

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@ac_andi Beat em up!

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@ac_andi Thanks. I hate it.

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@smolrobots Happy birthday spousebot!

[The Trevor Project @TrevorProject]

Gender-affirming care for LGBTQ youth is also suicide prevention. Pass it on.

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@AmbientSynthy You know the saying "we are greater than the sum of our parts?" The difference is god. I believe in god, but I don't believe it is sentient.

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I didn't bother watching this with sound because I kinda don't want to hear the actual explanation. My head cannon is that it would help my depression to have an alligator walking around with me all day on a leash, occasionally in cute outfits. Like, look at his silly walk.

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@culliope Yay. When I woke up, I was very concerned that I was going to have a broken night of sleep before work, but then I realized I had 12 hours to try and get 8.

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I think I've inadvertently discovered the best thing about working second shift by waking up at 3am with diarrhea and realizing I don't have work for another 12 hours.

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@Jockobuster @clogabgab @NotHoodlum The flat earth argument is that their "small local sun" moves in an oval shape like a spirograph. It doesn't make sense because what are the forces that make it do that?

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@ac_andi Lmao

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

@benshapiro But the very much alive Daniel Penny WAS lynched? You're a freak, Ben. A weird little freak.

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@DGRiddles Yes

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@JaeMargal Milk duds and fudge stripes.