lindsay caton

stay sweet

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Ok. I’ve got a 3D printer and one week to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.

[brent @murrman5]

roommate: good morning how did you sleep?
me whose new cell number is one digit off from the unsolved mysteries tip line: how do you think?

[Becca Grischow @beegriz]

Marginalized people should not have to be present for you to respect them.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

watch nevada walk in to report results with a huge iced coffee

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Label Of Prescription Shampoo Shamefully Turned To Face Wall https://t.co/4IQmHWtYyw

[airika @erika_b69]

the shelf life of raspberries is approximately 1 hour

[Reductress @Reductress]

QUIZ: Are You Experiencing Shortness of Breath or Did You Just Look at This Picture of Harry Styles?: https://t.co/IJkUufBWji

[lindsay caton @caton]

Love all the positivity, hate that people keep spelling heroes wrong.

[lindsay caton @caton]

Proof that I’m a talent and should be the next guest panelist on @MaskedSingerFOX

[lindsay caton @caton]

Was I on a twitter hiatus or did I just have nothing nice to say?? You decide.

[bambi🌙 @bbbambiiiiiii]

it’s been 10 years since he abused rihanna and he can still dance his way right on over to the dumpster as far as im concerned

[lindsay caton @caton]

Anyone have spectating advice for the Chicago marathon? Pls share your knowledge

[Reductress @Reductress]

4 Out Of 5 Scientists Agree There Is Definitely Another Group Chat: https://t.co/qSpoTGjXRD

[lindsay caton @caton]

Yeah baby

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

OURS 🙌

[lindsay caton @caton]

@LadyBaKi So funny

[lindsay caton @caton]

Naming the new dog is tearing my family apart.

[lindsay caton @caton]

Im 24 with an hour commute to grad school. Am I supposed to listen to podcasts now or can I still listen to summer hits of the 90s in September?