cat peaches

im going through changes... #blacktranslivesmatter she/they |🇬🇾

[cat peaches @catpeachess]

tell me im wrong. #loveisblind #loveisblind2 #LOVEISBLINDreunion

[Lupine lady @zestygretzz]

“Are you going to the delayed graduation ceremony?” I am 24

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imagine being voted best hair and then going bald at 30…

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do dogs get double the number of steps bc they have two sets of legs??

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this looks like a platform in @SuperMonkeyBall

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if you don’t say bless you when your dog sneezes, we can’t be friends

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woulda fucked with this heavy as a kid 😵‍💫

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@cytutts i can’t tell if this is satire … am i stupid??

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you know the vibes

[rapper spec kay @speckayaintshit]

🤙🏾🤙🏾

[cat peaches @catpeachess]

i had a dream last night that a beetle crawled up my vagina and laid eggs. horrific but still better than the usual return to high school nightmare

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my dad used to call sploot, splooge.

[𝔇, Hunter of the Dead 🌙✨ @dekubrush]

Dec 31st Dec 31st
2019 2021

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“2 years ago, that’s when I raised rent, right before covid”
-my fiscally republican grandmother

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Community is waving to other drivers to go ahead. And if you don’t wave back, fuck you.

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deaf calf for boobie.

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my therapist: “things aren’t always black and white”

me: “i am.”

#justmixedthings

[cat peaches @catpeachess]

send to 10 horny hooligans or else 😅

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

Happy COCKtober 🤪 it’s time to get spooky 👹 with your pookie 😏 yeah how about a trick AND a treat? 😲 on the 31st you better whip out that halloweener 😂 but be careful…don’t get ghosted! 👻😅

[Leo 🦅 @hoeglizzy]

Don’t invite me to yo crib if yo couch peeling because imma peel it some more when you not looking