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[CPL @catpee3]

@thisbumpaddy Luigi:

[CPL @catpee3]

Busy day as a detective. Trying to get primary source documents on the case by texting my former spine surgeon roommate

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

“normalize this normalize that” let's normalize putting the stamp in the right corner

[Russell 🏳️‍🌈 @Medic_Russell]

the worm in RFK’s brain on his way to day one as deputy health secretary

[CPL @catpee3]

@_ruthbetold Exactly!!! And hear me out… the monkey’s fit

[CPL @catpee3]

Maybe I’ve just read this too many times but some of the outfits in The Little Engine That Could….. ate

[CPL @catpee3]

I am yet to see a single Trump appointment that leaders within the industry think is good

[CyberScoop - @cyberscoop.bsky.social @CyberScoopNews]

President-elect Donald Trump’s selection of Kristi Noem to lead the DHS bodes poorly for the agency’s cybersecurity grants to state and local governments, given her opposition to the program while serving as chief executive of her state. https://t.co/OL2KLcLWWr

[Marlon @MalibuuJones]

Yall lucky I’m not President. I would’ve had everyone with them bright ass headlights executed day 1.

[CPL @catpee3]

Why aren’t people talking about fire hydrants in Nashville looking like sriracha bottles

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

calenderheads, peep february 2026. you don’t see em laid out like this often anymore. something to look forward to

[CPL @catpee3]

Not interested this week but thank you

[Bryn Stole @brynstole]

we are now like 15 years into u.s. political journalism being completely consumed by coverage of polls and data analysis bullshit and the best we have to show for it is “the election looks really close, but also it might not be close at all, and could definitely go either way.”

[CPL @catpee3]

To think you people idolize these freaks…

[CPL @catpee3]

And that man is: Sparky Polastri

[The New York Times @nytimes]

For decades, cheerleading has been shaped in large part by one company — and one man. https://t.co/tMH7aR1BIm

[CPL @catpee3]

The buzzfeedification of the NYT

[The New York Times @nytimes]

"He doesn’t seem to know how to do it."

After Donald Trump served fast food during a campaign stop at a McDonald’s, several actual McDonald’s workers who examined a video of his performance earned mixed reviews from workers and patrons alike. https://t.co/nXW7FpDBPg

[Coyne @CoyneLloyd]

I wish the company that makes Google Maps and the company that makes Google Calendar would do some kind of partnership. It could be so good

[Pablo Antonio @PabloAntonio]

I lived in “San Fran”

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Do people with cats not know how they and their apartments smell

[Adam Kuhr @AdamKuhr]

This is @PeteButtigieg with the only acceptable answer.