Keller

I make noise

[Keller @catperson665]

getting fired from your job as a firefighter in DC because some South African guy doesnt think your putting out enough fires

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Consistent with President @realDonaldTrump’s instructions, all federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week.

Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.

[Keller @catperson665]

Update about putting a human on mars.

If all goes well, there will be hundreds of people on mars within a few years, maybe tens of thousands within 5 years, millions within 10 years, …

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Update about the second Neuralink device in a human.

If all goes well, there will be hundreds of people with Neuralinks within a few years, maybe tens of thousands within 5 years, millions within 10 years, …

[Adam @AdameMedia]

The top highlight this century 🏆

[Keller @catperson665]

Algeria, Global bastion of Wokeness

[Aoife 🐝 Bee 🏳️‍⚧️ @Aoife_Bee_]

Elon musk admits on camera that his actions taken in the last 2 years have been purely driven by spite over the fact he ruined his whole relationship with his daughter. this is surely the thought process of an incredible businessman

[Keller @catperson665]

yes that's how they have always worked

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

Lol i do not care at all about this but lightsabers just magically change color now?

[Keller @catperson665]

that wasn't actually him, that was one of the roaches he lives with controlling him like ratatouille to say something stupid and bait the foolish liberals into a mental ambush

[Keller @catperson665]

very on brand for riot to turn what could have been a really cool way to recognise and immortalise some of the most famous players to play their game into a greedy cash grab hate marketing scheme

[Sheep Esports @Sheep_Esports]

[OFFICIAL] The Signature Immortalized Legend Collection to celebrate Faker's legacy will cost 59260 RP, which is around €450.

30% of the Hall Of Legends revenue will go to inductees and teams

[Swagkage @Swagkage]

kendrick: drake you are a pedophile

drake: i did NOT do anything inappropriate with millie bobby brown

[Keller @catperson665]

generationally ASS

[Drizzy @Drake]

The Heart Part 6 out now

And we know you’re dropping 6 mins after so instead of posting my address you have a lot to address

https://t.co/hL9tOiuuhh

[Keller @catperson665]

nuked from orbit 3 times in 4 days is crazy

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

Not Like Us
https://t.co/QT59YqdUQ6

[Keller @catperson665]

disgusting how (rightfully) willing people are to condem hamas but then turn around and cheer on Israel leveling gaza whos population is half children, as if Hamas poses any real threat to them. the Israeli government is the ultimate crybully

[Keller @catperson665]

what a sad life

[⚡️ Soul ⚡️ @Soul_StormOP]

The Crunchyroll translator once again pushing agendas in their translations lmao. There’s not a single mention of the word “boy” in Japanese

Robin said “Omoshiroi ko ne” which more accurately means “What an interesting kid, right?”

Ko is derived from the word Kodomo = kid/child

[Keller @catperson665]

so much to do so little time

[Keller @catperson665]

big day for annoying prepubescents

[xQc @xQc]

I smiled and laughed for the first time in a while without having to force anything. Fun time today @adinross I think we go big tomorrow. Im just grateful for today.

[Keller @catperson665]

congratulations on throwing away the only thing of value your company had left

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Our headquarters tonight

[Keller @catperson665]

everyone knows the best way to save your waste of money social media company that's hemorrhaging money is to limit the amount that people can engage with it

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits:

- Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day
- Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day
- New unverified accounts to 300/day

[Keller @catperson665]

berserk is a gay love story for the ages

[Keller @catperson665]

i might have felt bad for him until i got to the third sentence. im glad this idiot gets bullied

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Dream announced he will go back to wearing a mask and has deleted his face reveal video due to hate comments

[Keller @catperson665]

You don't get it, when I said I love the number one thousand four hundred and eighty eight its actually just because that my lucky number. what's a dog whistle?

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

He discussed it earlier here in another clip