Brendon

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[Brendon @catrainbow]

You know, its a real shame Chris Hardwick was able to stay on the outskirts of show business long enough to somehow get put on TV again.

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@mrdongsontoyou @StarrKuleck

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#nike #kicks #thursdayvibes

[Nike.com @nikestore]

Back for the first time since 2001.

The Dunk Low 'Brazil'

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[Brendon @catrainbow]

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Nike’s rare ‘Moon Shoe’ is sold for $437,500, shattering the auction record for sneakers – https://t.co/hmU5qreYpr https://t.co/GDU7LETvwD

[Brendon @catrainbow]

You know, if they’re gonna show NASCAR highlights on SportsCenter I also wanna see Drake getting pwned in Fortnite by a 13 year old from Florida

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If @supremenewyork was a real brand they'd pay JR's fine for every game the way Nike did for MJ in '85

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

JR Smith got a Supreme tattoo. He now says the league has threatened to fine him each game he doesn’t cover it. The NBA has long contended they own the athlete’s skin while on the court. Been that way since Rasheed tried to get a Nestle tattoo in 2001.

[Brendon @catrainbow]

When you go to the bodega so much they leave you Sunday care packages https://t.co/uMjgtHwdbd

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The Bucs' didn't bother to pause their controller when they went to the bathroom an hour ago

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[Brendon @catrainbow]

If I were Mike Evans, I'd plant some lobsters on Ryan Fitzpatrick before he goes through security getting off the team plane later today

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It’s about to get real Fitztragic

[Brendon @catrainbow]

I drop a 5 in a deuce like I'm Urlacher
- Kodak Black

[Brendon @catrainbow]

Geico will secretly dial 911 in the background if you call them to file a claim because you were trying to this

[Brendon @catrainbow]

When you out here in that San Pell

You know all these thots just can tell

#SNLPremiere

[Brendon @catrainbow]

“5 times 10, add it up” - NBA Youngboy

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GET EM STEVE https://t.co/suqY4DYYJX

[Brendon @catrainbow]

Smokin icky
Watchin’ Ricky Lake

Damn, how old are some of these songs in Carter V?

[john v. variety ❤️.U.∞ OUT NOW @johnvvariety]

Heavy metal music needs to chill out. Every song is about a psycho guy and there are other psycho guys who scream all the words about it at him. They should make some metal songs about having self esteem or shredding yourself some slack