Catrina Zadow

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

This cat doesn’t want to be in the family photo😂 https://t.co/lsKxCJBSKG

[b.b @benoobrown]

Me: I’m not going to spend any money as I’m only at home in lockdown”

Also me:

[Catrina Zadow @catrinazadow]

Just spring cleaned my whole apartment, did groceries & made a very simple phone call I had been putting off for a month. Can’t be touched today

[Catrina Zadow @catrinazadow]

My moms dog SMILING while cuddling her cat ♥️♥️😭😭

[Catrina Zadow @catrinazadow]

Why does calling to book an oil change feel like the most daunting task in the universe???

[Catrina Zadow @catrinazadow]

Me: “I don’t know why im breaking out”. Also me: *doesn’t wash face before bed*

[Catrina Zadow @catrinazadow]

Tonight at work I cried while watching a cooking show 🙃🙃

[Catrina Zadow @catrinazadow]

Every cardio machine I stepped on today at the gym started flashing my weight.. and I’m wondering what the frig is going on?? Cause I’m feeling attacked

[Catrina Zadow @catrinazadow]

I’ve seen this too many times to count and thought “man I really do need an oil change” .. and did I get one?? Lol no

[b @NotJuvie]

idk who’s daughter needs to hear this but....

get an oil change

[LeNarskus Aldridge @AdamL1226]

White people love saying “oh that was terrible” after throwing a frisbee

[Catrina Zadow @catrinazadow]

Post night shit delirium: did a double take of a horse this morning cause I thought it was a unicorn

[Catrina Zadow @catrinazadow]

I will never admit how many steak grilling videos I’ve watched on instagram

[Catrina Zadow @catrinazadow]

Just another day of laughing out loud by myself watching Ellen

[Catrina Zadow @catrinazadow]

Got 2 new bras that fit me perfectly & now I’m UNSTOPPABLE

[Catrina Zadow @catrinazadow]

It stings a lot when my patients ask “are you married”? And when I say no, they ask if I have a boyfriend & it’s also a no...

[Catrina Zadow @catrinazadow]

Just found this event in my calendar for this Saturday. No memory of putting it in there or what it means. But I’m pretty excited anyway!!!

[Catrina Zadow @catrinazadow]

I bought a shower curtain that suction cups the the wall while you’re showering!!!! So pumped. How innovative!!!

[Catrina Zadow @catrinazadow]

A good song came on in the car tonight & I cleared my throat, turned up the volume. Ready to perform

[Catrina Zadow @catrinazadow]

Nothing beats driving back to the valley to see friends and family #home ♥️

[Catrina Zadow @catrinazadow]

Omg I just realized I bought chocolate & chips in sweatpants on Valentines Day.. completely by accident. This is just a normal occurrence for me