Stupid Goose (Taylor’s Version)

Traded IG for Twitter because I am way funnier than I am pretty and if you still don’t think I’m funny then idk what to tell you

[💕 @Beebz05]

U gotta use PTO to get a pub sub.

[Stupid Goose (Taylor’s Version) @cats4lyfe420]

Does anyone wanna see my dog? Her name’s Benelli.

[Stupid Goose (Taylor’s Version) @cats4lyfe420]

I’m back bitches

[Stupid Goose (Taylor’s Version) @cats4lyfe420]

@mrsballs69 SO GOOD

[Stupid Goose (Taylor’s Version) @cats4lyfe420]

CANCELLED!!!!

[Stupid Goose (Taylor’s Version) @cats4lyfe420]

girls i dont need to catch the bouquet, to know a hard rock is on the wayyyyyyyy
girlie you diD NOT!! #TaylorSwift

[Stupid Goose (Taylor’s Version) @cats4lyfe420]

HAVE A COUPLE KIDS HAVE THE WHOLE BLOCK LOOKIN LIKE... YOU

[belu. @belemshh]

YES MAMA YOU CANNNNN #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

[Stupid Goose (Taylor’s Version) @cats4lyfe420]

I only get back on twitter for TS releases because this is exactly where I need to be in moments like these

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

we’re locking in

[Stupid Goose (Taylor’s Version) @cats4lyfe420]

Just snagged tickets to Indian Relay Races benefit concert with Charley Crockett, in Whitefish, that was created by Tyler Childers. Montana about to be soooo sweet

[Stupid Goose (Taylor’s Version) @cats4lyfe420]

@mrsballs69 Congrats Mrs balls <333333 So stoked for you!!

[Stupid Goose (Taylor’s Version) @cats4lyfe420]

I’m already getting defensive over people saying anything negative about my unborn dog I cannot IMAGINE how nasty I would be if I had a child
Add that to the list of reasons not to reproduce

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

me, an american, every day in america since 2016

[Stupid Goose (Taylor’s Version) @cats4lyfe420]

I found them and they're discontinued. I will never recover. Papermate liquid flair @PaperMate BRING THEM BACK!!

[Stupid Goose (Taylor’s Version) @cats4lyfe420]

I have been on the hunt for these very specific gel pens I used to take notes in HS history class. I haven't forgetten about you and I will find you

[Stupid Goose (Taylor’s Version) @cats4lyfe420]

I have been on the hunt for these very specific gel pens I used to take notes in HS history class. I haven't forgetten about you and I will find you

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

the only plotline i actually care about in white lotus season 3

[Stupid Goose (Taylor’s Version) @cats4lyfe420]

@bat_faced a wirehaired pointing griffon! a little huntress.

[Stupid Goose (Taylor’s Version) @cats4lyfe420]

Dylan and I just put a deposit down on a puppy so if you need me I will be basically planning for my first born (don't tell my cat I said that)