Jerry Garry Larry Terry

Victim Advocate. Disney fanatic. Wannabe home-chef. Couch potato. Aspiring ally. Shelbilly. Cat lady. True crime aficionado. Wife and mother.

[Jerry Garry Larry Terry @catsandcoffeeee]

I was certainly not expecting to sob my way through Clerks 3… but damn!

[Jerry Garry Larry Terry @catsandcoffeeee]

You know it’s been a long day with your toddler when you say “I’m glad she’s calming down and playing her cymbals.”

[Jerry Garry Larry Terry @catsandcoffeeee]

I used to think that I couldn’t get embarrassed anymore. But after my daughter’s brief performance at library story time today, I think I’m gonna have to change my name and skip town.

[Jerry Garry Larry Terry @catsandcoffeeee]

And like I obviously know this is the least of the wtf that is happening in the world but just let me have a moment with this thought.

[Jerry Garry Larry Terry @catsandcoffeeee]

Today I watched a video of Stephanie Tanner getting tackled by the LAPD while she supported reproductive rights. This is 100% not a sentence I’d ever thought I’d type- but I think we’ve collectively reached a level of wtf that can’t be topped.

[Jerry Garry Larry Terry @catsandcoffeeee]

Fighting with a pastor on FB wasn’t on my list of things to do today, but it’s sure a fun surprise.

[Jerry Garry Larry Terry @catsandcoffeeee]

Last night I had a dream that I was playing softball and forgot that I was supposed to be at a game. I woke up confused and panicked about where my cleats and glove were at. Then I remembered that I am 30 years old.

[Jerry Garry Larry Terry @catsandcoffeeee]

Violet just had a full on tantrum while listening to if you’re happy and you know it 🙃🙃🙃 The world is not prepared for this child’s energy.

[Jerry Garry Larry Terry @catsandcoffeeee]

Like don’t get me, there are endless reasons to criticize the administration but the need for conservatives to be the victim is exhausting.

[Jerry Garry Larry Terry @catsandcoffeeee]

I love reading posts from people who simultaneously think that the current administration is incapable of basic functioning while also believing they are orchestrating an intentional global recession and take over. Like which one is it? The mental gymnastics must be exhausting.

[nate ward @halfnate]

You’ll notice they don’t pray for abortion to go away, they legislate and adjudicate it away. So why are they praying about all these shootings?

[Jerry Garry Larry Terry @catsandcoffeeee]

Has anyone else been having a week that is just beyond wild?

[Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias]

we just went through two years of parents storming school boards calling masks child abuse

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

As far as I'm concerned, any politician who fails to vote against the gun lobby is a fucking murderer, as responsible for these children's deaths as the shooter themselves.

[Jerry Garry Larry Terry @catsandcoffeeee]

I’ve never seen someone with more determination than Violet when she tries to drink my coffee.

[Jerry Garry Larry Terry @catsandcoffeeee]

My grandma came over yesterday to see Violet and meet the new cat. On her way out she said “bye pretty girl, I love you” and I honestly think she was talking to the cat, not Violet.

[Jerry Garry Larry Terry @catsandcoffeeee]

Cat update: went in to adopt Mr. Michael Bolton, left with Eileen instead 😹

[Jerry Garry Larry Terry @catsandcoffeeee]

My favorite 4/20 memory will forever be 4/20 Easter with my Onyx girls 💚

[Jerry Garry Larry Terry @catsandcoffeeee]

But look at this sweet angle baby- his name is Mr. Michael Bolton and he needs to be part of my family.

[Jerry Garry Larry Terry @catsandcoffeeee]

I applied to adopt a cat last night and I’ve obsessively checked my email for a response at least 500 times today, even though the app said to expect at least a week wait 🙃🙃🙃