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perverse and often baffling // bartender and mischief maker

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Fast walking in a pencil skirt should be an Olympic event

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@fritzhahn Noooooooo D:

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@wmata Stop #1000620

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Thank you to the bus driver of the last 90 @wmata going towards Adams Morgan for blowing past me at the bus stop, only to stop at the very next stop, when it feels like 13 degrees outside 🙃

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Can we please enforce the quiet cars again on @Amtrak ? I don’t choose the “quiet car” to be surrounded by talking children the entire trip.

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@wmata how are people supposed to get through your new gates when it scans as having entered, but the gates don’t open? This is the 4th time in two weeks and w/ no one manning the attendant booth I’m literally stuck. How about we don’t punish people for riding metro?

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Spotted: shamrock syrup on the AM delivery pallets

xoxo Hungry Girl

#McDonalds #shamrockshake #milkshake

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@Amtrak @AmtrakNECAlerts please give the cute blonde conductor on 178 WAS -> BOS a raise. He’s HILARIOUS

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@MythicalChef If you count DC as a state, then sure! #dcstatehood

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@Amtrak @AmtrakNECAlerts does anyone know what the definition of the “quiet car” is anymore?? Asking for a friend 🙄🙄🙄 #174

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I'm raising money for Help Jack Play Fetch For Many More Years!. Click to Donate: https://t.co/S8wNXGm7dI #GoFundMe #dog #dogsoftwitter #fundraiser #puppy

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@wmata bus 6199, 90 to Anacostia, wtf happened to following the detour route?? Completely bypassed all the stops south of Independence Ave on 8th street until 8th and L via 4th St and Virginia Ave, then cussed us out when we asked where the hell we were going

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@BarstoolUVM Three Needs #BestBarThreeNeeds

#BarstoolBestBar @OwensMixers

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@USPSHelp maybe specify that you actually have to go down to 45 L St SW, 20045 BEFORE your customers go on a wild goose chase to 600 Pennsylvania Ave SE, 20003???

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I’m Miss Sugar Pink, liquor liquor lips, I’m gonna be your Bubblegum B*tch @holotaco @nailogical @MarinaDiamandis #holotaco #bubblegum #pink #MARINA

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Win Experience the Magic of Harry Potter and Feast in the Great Hall in aid of @lumos https://t.co/j7Ut6oAumZ @Prizeo

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2021: outlook not so good. Nippers broke after less than 3 months of light use 😭 Can’t even rescrew it in, inside and screw both look stripped! @holotaco @nailogical

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Polishes used: Holo Taco Smoothing Base, Holo Taco One Coat Black, Nicole by OPI The Next CEO, Holo Taco Super Glossy Taco #holotacovalentines2021 #holotaco #simplynailogical @nailogical @simplybenlogica

[Stacey Burns @WentRogue]

I want this to go on forever and ever

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@MegWritesThings Ty so much for opening your island to turnip selling! 🥰

[Michael Kurylo @BunnyFuFuu]

ENTIRE GAMING SETUP + COMPUTER GIVEAWAY!! With myself and the boys @TheGlacier @RavLolTV & @RossBoomsocks!!

This is Worldwide - Anyone can enter to win - GOODLUCK!!
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