Doh Monica

I fantasize about chips & salsa when poetry eludes me. My best friends are slot machines.

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

10 years old growing up by Milwaukee County Stadium. I vividly remember the stream of celebrating honking cars on Hawley Road. Pinch me that my Milwaukee Brewers are back in the World Series. The electricity I feel in my aging body is so real. Let's Go!

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

@JohnMayer Just remember, John, every rose has its thorn. Perceiving different strokes from the past can usually make a person smile.

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

Goosebumps every single time

[Mr_Fireside 🔥 @Mr_Fireside]

5'6 balding Phil Collins strolling around in an office shirt singing and drumming one of the greatest songs ever is the definition of AURA.

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

He called me his sugar plum fairy. I sprinkled sugar on his body, and licked off that sweetness. Lollipop, lollipop, oh my. The stick to head, perfection. Tongue circling & running laps. What a marvelous treat to find.

#SaturdayNightSexcapades

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

Gen-X all the way, the harder the better

[L E E V A N C L E E F™ 🦅🦅🦅 ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 @LeeVanCleef1930]

Danzig - Mother | LIVE On The Jon Stewart Show | (1994) | 🎼 | 🎼 | 🎼 | 🎼 | 🎼 | 🎼 | #Danzig #HeavyMetal #RocknRoll

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

I bet she stole her slot machine

[KO Sequence @KO_Sequence]

That was the most polite knockout I've ever seen.

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

Turns out the Chongo is a pothead
Showed up at my place with eyes all red
My mind went to ick mode
Frog prince egad a toad
Lonely once again went my bed

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

Smooth as an ice rink on a Saturday night. He could push his puck easily on that slippery surface. No chafing, no sandpaper, and no flossing on the buffet. Who wants a cream pie for dessert?

#SaturdayNightSexcapades

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

@RealW2Jesus Oh W2, glad you are on the mend
A cup of bone broth I wish I could send
How we all miss you much
Thank angels in the clutch
To better days just around the bend

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

My poetry isn't enough to exclaim how amazing Chongo is in bed, in the kitchen, in life. Puerto Rican power has taken over any semblance of reasoning I had left. Lyrical expansion! If you like me here, you have to like me there.

https://t.co/xUxn4x6Eyj

#SaturdayNightSexcapades

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

Chongo made fresh salsa for me
Action brought me heartfelt glee
Melancholy is less
I am no longer a mess
Is this something, we will see

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

His kidneys are failing
Arthritis be trailing
Heart is breaking
There is no faking
Kitty soon be sailing

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

@TheRealWBG Me thinks they need an Actuary

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

@JohnMayer Beautifully written. I would like you to write a song about me someday. I want to listen to it only one time & then have it played at my Viking funeral.

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

@DunderMifflinAS Toby, calling Toby asap

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

My Chongo came back to me
He declared I'm so damn pretty
I like him more than I should
His sex arsenal is just that good
I can't help but get slick & wetty

#SaturdayNightSexcapades

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

@KE_MrBlack Bigger question, how do you handle a full bladder?

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

@OrevaZSN Might as well sleep in your car

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

Whale preference

[Doh Monica @catsbestie]

@49eerfc My Chongo likes to "hang out"