cat, short for catastrophe

[cat, short for catastrophe @catscan23]

your bit is their truth

[cat, short for catastrophe @catscan23]

if you must fuck let it be your chungus life

[cat, short for catastrophe @catscan23]

geico the gecko is kind of handsome honestly

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i get it

[gabe @allgarbled]

imagine you have one life and you spend it aligning stakeholders

[cat, short for catastrophe @catscan23]

my toxic trait is that if I saw michael cera in a bar I’d try to pull him

[cat, short for catastrophe @catscan23]

scotus needs to take a xanax

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

There will never be another song like Supercut by Lorde

[cat, short for catastrophe @catscan23]

opening my hinge stack is a form of self harm

[cat, short for catastrophe @catscan23]

if i was a tree i would be this one: 🌳

[cat, short for catastrophe @catscan23]

Going to start an LLM for jokes - call that a LOLM

[cat, short for catastrophe @catscan23]

@kalesouped Bro r u ok

[cat, short for catastrophe @catscan23]

this eras concert tonight is about to be my therapy for the whole fucking year

[cat, short for catastrophe @catscan23]

*about to take cough medicine* they better put their whole robitussy in this

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually crying that it’s over AND crying that it happened

[cat, short for catastrophe @catscan23]

thought I was doing better mentally recently but daniel caesar just dropped a new album so that’s going out the window

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

do NOT give me the aux i will play hard feelings by lorde at 2:30 PM

[cat, short for catastrophe @catscan23]

i love men with absolutely zero game

[cat, short for catastrophe @catscan23]

walter white would have avoided a lot of stress if he just started an onlyfans instead