Cats producing at auction the only extant fecal self portrait of Amber Heard and whispering into a megaphone pointed down an abandoned mineshaft, “We teach best what we most need to learn” as an assembly of raucous skeletons breaks into thunderous applause.
Cats emerging from a vat of liquid asbestos to place copies of all extant high school Civics textbooks into the heart of a raging bonfire at the base of the Washington Monument as the moon turns to blood over the Potomac.