Shabab the Platypus

Game developer.
Gooner, writer, artist, egotistical bastard; also, I'm a semi-aquatic beaverduck of action.
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@billycarpy spend less on candles

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@AHMxxxxED @afcstuff why are you on social media talking about arsenal after their napoli game? don't you have some random bald heads to sneak up on and polish till you can see your sadly gross reflection on them?

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@noorAbooow @HandofArsenal Put some fucking respect on that name. Love Arteta, but don't you dare downplay the Professor for your stupid engagement crap.

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@DailyAFC @sivvep bug gabi.

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@calax12 @xGPhilosophy If the refereeing was better, your lot would be down to 7 men within the first half hour, and if corruption was punished properly, Ch*lsea would have been folded a few years back, so keep talking and supporting that horrendous toxic excuse of an organization

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@ArsFC_Pato @HandofArsenal This save could count as goalkeeping

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@HandofArsenal Second striker*

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@HLTCO Rate this on a scale with the dildo incident and Peter Odemingie's non-transfer

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@AaronCM__ @theavfcfaithful @Rory_Talks_Ball And now I'm Shakespeare, but "y'all" made my original point null and void... good god, your existence seems to be a bit of a facepalm moment.

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@AaronCM__ @theavfcfaithful @Rory_Talks_Ball Right, you're well and truly the pinnacle of intelligence. Allow me to apologize and perhaps send over an entire fleet of carrier pigeons carrying some grapes, as well a note congratulating you for the most useless, braindead response ever, you half-witted oaf.

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@ArsenalWay__ @SemperFiArsenal "For us" is the asterisk point - he is a good coach, but in a specific environment. I don't want to call it the underdog environment, but I'm drunk and struggling to come up with a better phrasing

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@theavfcfaithful @Rory_Talks_Ball Tribalism but y'all take it to the next level... how Mcginn was still on the pitch baffles me, but you wouldn't get it, would you? Keep on whining about how arsenal fans are the worst for engagement, that's all you're capable of.

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@HandofArsenal The comments section is just pure grade A wagyu quality trash and stupidity. Martinelli absolutely deserves better and I would hate to lose him. So many idiots exposing their room temperature iqs, jeez.

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@DailyAFC Worst. Superhero. Name. Ever.

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@HLTCO The state of these replies - y'all taking it too seriously, focus on the most important thing - westham central catching strays yet again

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@AlexanderABoss @NIKKE_en extremely weird virgin response

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@TalkCPFC Was deployed as a goalkeeper for the opposing team in 83% of the games played

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@LFC476 @Bd_irB_ll bruh. As an arsenal fan, let me just say - don't underestimate fatigue, being injury prone (lack of better phrasing), and physical qualities declining to age. Plus, acl injuries are always bad and unpredictable in the sense that you don't know if you get the same player back.

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@HLTCO Well, I personally don't think he's THAT great a player anyway. I mean, I've never even heard of this Comunicado fella.

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@Preshie_AFC @DailyAFC @MiguelDelaney no, then we'll listen to their offer before rejecting it